The betrayal

By Anonymous - 01/08/2013 16:33 - Japan - Tokyo

Today, I found out via Instagram that my boyfriend didn't actually go to the Bahamas with his dad as he claimed. Not unless his dad lost weight, grew tits and long hair, and likes to make out with his son. They have no cellphone service, so I can't even call to break up with him. FML
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By Anonymous - 21/09/2025 00:00

Today, my boyfriend of six years asked, "If you'd go somewhere, where'd you go?" Assumed he's planning our first big vacation, I said, "Somewhere warm, with water and beaches." Later I found out via social media that he's at the airport with a chick resembling our new neighbour. They're going to a romantic place with his boss. I also found out that I'm pregnant and unemployed. FML
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angiemarie96 25

Instagram him a break up pic :) a sign with you giving the finger Clearly they have wifi access to post on instagram

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sumbum95 15

Don't worry at least now you know he's a duche! You can do better!:)

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lindaam 5

Do that in person so u can slap the shit outta him!

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TheImaginarySong 16

I'm gonna be honest. At first when I read this I thought that meant his dad was a transgender.

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mjding3196 2

Girl you need to go out and find a better hotter man!!!

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mthurston 14

Just send him a pic of u ******* someone else

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BlobfishUnite 14

On Instagram there is something called 'Direct Message', you know?

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Rammer3500 23

At least you still have the decency to give him a call

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DLBL 21

Call him to break up? He already broke up with you. I advise you to block his calls and if you run into him accidentally in real life, pretend you barely remember him. Retain a little dignity.

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