Work and Cars: The Apprentice coded - FML

The Apprentice coded

By Anonymous - 26/06/2026 00:00 - United Kingdom

Today, as part of a group project, we are spending a week with the guys who design Formula 1 cars. The role was I assigned was marketing and merchandise, so while the rest of my team get to talk to engineers and work on real engines, I’m sat designing T-shirts and writing fake magazine articles. FML

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SAgirl 20

Friday 26 June 2026 8:54

I would complain, that's really unfair.

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SAgirl 20

Friday 26 June 2026 8:54

I would complain, that's really unfair.

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