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That's you that is

K.H - 26/10/2009 16:42 - Sweden

Today, I was reading in my bed, and my cat was lying on my chest. I noticed something white on my cat's leg. I'm far-sighted and wasn't wearing my glasses, so I didn't see what it was. I touched it and put on my glasses. Turns out it was a worm hanging out of my cat's anus. It started wiggling. FML

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Kahlilah Kilgore - 20/10/2019 16:00

Today, I was half asleep when my cat came over to cuddle. I was petting her in the dark when I felt what I thought was a patch of matted fur under her neck, as if she had been injured and bleeding. Alarmed, I felt for that spot again and found myself holding her tail. What I'd felt was in fact my cat's anus. FML

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animal lover... - 05/10/2013 22:34

Today, I woke up to my cat slowly dragging her paw across my face. I opened my eyes to see a bloody mouse dangling an inch from my face. It was still twitching. FML

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TheLivingDeadTree - 19/10/2024 13:00 - United States

Today, I made my way to bed around 4am after spending all night hanging out with my family. When I got to my bed, I started to clear a spot to lay down. Almost immediately, my hand touched something furry and cold and, fearing the worst, I turned the light on. Turns out my cat left me a half eaten rodent. FML

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ckatia - 30/08/2016 09:29 - France - Paris

Today, my eyesight is getting terrible. I saw a white cat in front of my house, so I went up to it. To my delight it didn’t move, so I bent down to stroke it. Wrong call, it was a plastic bag. FML

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Anonymous - 31/07/2016 16:45 - United States - Brooklyn

Today, I let my new cat sleep in bed with me. It was cute until she wiped a tapeworm onto my arm. FML

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yuck - 15/11/2011 14:38 - United Kingdom

Today, I was cleaning mouse remains from the kitchen floor, left by my cat. I found a small round thing nearby. With no idea what it was, I picked it up and gave it a little squeeze to see if it was solid. It wasn't, and burst with great force onto my face. I'm pretty sure it was an eye. FML

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goldenpuppy - 19/05/2016 20:54 - United States - Somerville

Today, I was sitting on my couch when I felt something weird underneath me. I got up, thinking I'd sat on my phone or something. Wrong. I'd sat on a live mouse. FML

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catbum - 10/11/2016 03:54 - Canada - Regina

Today, I accidentally shoved my finger up my cat's butt while trying to push him off my nightstand in the dark. FML

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fEk - 22/03/2019 09:00 - Australia

Today, I couldn't find my reading glasses, thinking perhaps i'd dropped them outside, I stepped off my deck bare foot, straight into a steaming dog turd. Only to see my glasses chewed up a few feet away. It went between my toes. FML

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scared-straight - 27/05/2013 04:05 - United States

Today, as I was lying on my bed with one of my arms hanging from the side, I felt something sniff my hand from underneath. I don't have any pets. FML

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Incubuss 0

Monday 26 October 2009 19:36

Oh yeah FYL.. more like **** your cats life.

ama17 0

Monday 26 October 2009 19:30

Oh god... that's disgusting!! FML for sure. Hope your cat's okay

exchanger20 0

Monday 26 October 2009 21:17

keep that falukorv away from your cat.

Bright_Lights 14

Monday 26 October 2009 21:20

ORLY? it says the OP's name is K.H How do you explain that wise guy?!

ZombieKnickers_fml 8

Monday 26 October 2009 21:43

Aww it's your initials? My inner nerd was hoping it meant Kingdom Hearts.

belli_fml 0

Monday 26 October 2009 21:36

haha, det är ju underbart.. ;) sjukt jobbigt bara.. släng ner katten från sängen nästa gång.. :P

lifeislife_fml 0

Monday 26 October 2009 21:56

FYL so hard. If it makes you feel better, I once picked up a maggot that was on my bed because I didn't see what it was at first. And no, my room is not a maggot-infested, disgusting pit. I don't know how it got there.

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Monday 26 October 2009 22:17

Borde vara skottpengar på katter... And de-worm medication can be found in any pharmacy. We don't go to the vet to get it for our dog.

ccross59 0

Monday 26 October 2009 22:22

dear O.P. :this has happened to me more than once, unfortunately so I feel your pain. You should know, btw, that this almost certainly means your cat also has fleas. Those kinds of worms generally come from cats accidently ingesting a flea, which carry the worm's larvae. So get some flea meds, too!