Thanks, I hate it! By AtikaSucks - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - Tunisia Today, thanks to my brilliant hairstylist, I ended up with a brand new haircut, which I like to call the "Bowler hat-and-Spaghetti" cut. FML I agree, your life sucks 24 679 You deserved it 3 313 Share Tweet Share
Today, at work at an OB office, I heard a ruckus in the hallway before a very large woman burst into my room and tried to attack my very pregnant patient. Crazy lady is the wife of the pregnant lady’s baby daddy, who is nowhere to be found. I don’t get paid enough for this shit. FML I agree, your life sucks 614 You deserved it 76
Today, I was taking a bath and out of boredom started making sheep noises. I then had a conversation with myself in farm animal noises. When I got out of the bath, I walked to my bedroom in my towel, passing the living room… where my little brother's soccer team burst out laughing. FML I agree, your life sucks 25 060 You deserved it 75 628
Today, my mother told her friends that I work as a call girl. I'm a call center agent. FML I agree, your life sucks 41 363 You deserved it 3 251
Today, I had a new client on my massage list. Two of my fingers got stuck in the thick coat of hair covering his back. I had to stop myself from making grunting noises whilst extricating them. FML I agree, your life sucks 41 471 You deserved it 3 228
Today, my grandma went to get birthday gifts for my twin sister and me. She returned with 2 shirts that read "I see you've met the twins" in big letters across the chest. She gave them to us and said, "Isn't this cute? 'cause you're twins!" I then had to explain to her what the shirt was actually referring to. FML I agree, your life sucks 51 855 You deserved it 4 167
Today, I woke up to what seemed like dirt on my face. Not dirt. It was cremated remains. My memory charm had broken open in my sleep. FML I agree, your life sucks 1 207 You deserved it 339
Today, I deleted my account on social media and changed my name, all because I posted something hilariously inappropriate, and everybody laughed except one lady. My followers savagely jumped to my defense against this "one lady". I had to tell people to stop roasting my grandma. FML I agree, your life sucks 981 You deserved it 366
Today, I woke up to balloons, streamers, and my roommates yelling “SURPRISE!” Unfortunately, they got the wrong day. My birthday is next week, and now I'll probably have to pretend to be surprised again in seven days. FML I agree, your life sucks 371 You deserved it 102
if it's any consolation, I love spaghetti
your hair will grow back lolz!! so grow some hair and some balls.... but not ball hair