Thanks but no thanks

nu_ravers_101 - - United States

Today, I went surfing. One of my instructors came up to me and told me that the other, good looking, instructor didn't have a girlfriend. Who then turned around and said, "I do if you are trying to set me up with her." FML
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rawrkira 3

Most people don't look so hot after swimming, it's probably not your fault OP. But either way, he's a douche to say that in front of you.

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ArtIsResistance7 1

Knock him over the head with your board. If you hit him hard enough, he might become delusional enough to actually go out with you!

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roflinyourwaffle 0

they're breeding! QUICK! GET TO THE CHOPPA!

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roflinyourwaffle 0

i wonder who's an e-thug now? iicaptain, i'm not fighting; rather, i'm just roflin his waffles

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codymaxey033 0

I had a hard time understanding who turned around. Not that funny.

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blahzz 4

Fucktard. Kick him in the balls.

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Jessicaa96145 0

iicaptain - do u have a diff pic everyday? cuz im becoming ammused with ur doggy (: OP - theres plenty of more guys out there. hes just not the right one.

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jmeg_fml 0

eh, i hate when people try to set me up. could be more about the other instructor being annoying than about you.

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xoluvinshayxo 0

thats messed up ..

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devilyy 2

@13 no,it's funny cause it's true :P just kidding, im sorry op =/

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