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Stealth mode failure

By Jan - 13/08/2026 09:00 - Singapore - Singapore

Today, someone knocked at my door. I saw it was my Mom, so I flattened myself against the door and tried to be as quiet as possible. I pulled my phone out and almost had silenced it before she called and heard the ringtone through the door. I had to invite her in and hear the usual "get married and have kids." FML

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bigredmonkeybutt 28

Friday 14 August 2026 0:27

Get a doorbell cam so you can see who it is without going near the door.

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bigredmonkeybutt 28

Friday 14 August 2026 0:27

Get a doorbell cam so you can see who it is without going near the door.

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