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Sorry seems to be the hardest word

By Anonymous - 23/08/2026 00:00 - Thailand - Nakhon Pathom

Today, my husband accidentally smashed a Pickleball straight into my nose at high speed and the pain dropped me like a sack of potatoes. I’m still waiting for a hug and an “I’m sorry babe” from him. That alone is more painful than my nose right now. FML

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BurnInDemonFire 35

Sunday 23 August 2026 0:57

If he didn't do it right away chances are he never will.

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BurnInDemonFire 35

Sunday 23 August 2026 0:57

If he didn't do it right away chances are he never will.

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