Love, Embarrassing Drunk So, this is my mom…

So, this is my mom…

Emily - 03/07/2010 18:57 - Australia

Today, after spending a great evening with the guy I really like, he dropped me off outside my house. When he pulled into my driveway, his lights shone onto my drunken mum taking the garbage out in nothing but her black panties. FML

39 338

3 160

The rhythm of the fight
Discover all the best anecdotes from the month of January, with or without snow, with or without you. …

So frustrating!

Anonymous - 21/11/2013 20:37 - United Kingdom - Bristol

Today, I tried to have a fun night out. I met a guy and we went back to "his" place, which turned out to actually be his mother's house. He introduced me to her. Two hours later, I knew his life story and had to do the walk of shame without ever getting anywhere near his bedroom. FML

52 443

10 281

What happened?

....ew - 05/04/2024 09:00 - United States

Today, after a short trip out of town, I came back late at night to the yard clean, the house swept and mopped, all the laundry done, and my son asleep. I was thrilled with my boyfriend, until I found him passed out, covered in spilled beer and piss. FML

443

182

Anonymous - 08/01/2011 20:15 - Netherlands

Today, I called my boyfriend for a romantic night at home. I put on my hottest little dress, dimmed the lights, and put music on. My boyfriend stumbled in much later, drunk, and took one look at me before throwing up on my feet. FML

33 841

4 168

Jebus - 24/01/2009 16:07 - Canada

Today, I brought a girl home from the bar. After sleeping together, she drunkenly stumbles to the bathroom to wash up. On her way back, she accidentally walks into my parents' room, turns on the lights and asks where her clothes are before figuring it out. FML

9 127

34 817

meeeoow - 22/01/2011 10:05 - Australia

Today, my drunken father decided to walk my quiet street naked. FML

30 687

2 779

Judge Judy

LuvShawn - 27/02/2009 18:39 - United States

Today, I walked home from a guy's dorm early in the morning, still wearing my dress and heels from the night before. I walked by a mother and her little daughter, who said "Mommy, why is she so dressed up so early in the morning?" and the mom replied "Because honey, she makes bad decisions." FML

25 435

67 569

TheOtherWoman - 20/07/2009 07:10 - United States

Today, the guy I've been sleeping with for the last three weeks got really drunk. I drove him home from the party and took care of him. At 2am he asked for the phone. When I asked what for, he said he wanted to drunk dial his girlfriend. FML

40 059

12 809

Anonymous - 10/05/2014 13:00 - United States

Today, a guy drunkenly professed his love for me. He did this after walking in on me peeing, which he decided was the time to tell me such a thing. FML

40 006

3 780

thanksmom - 02/02/2011 02:01 - United States

Today, I finally got up the nerve to invite the guy I like to hang out at my house. It was also the day my mother decided that our house is a "pants optional zone," and that she should implement that policy immediately. While he was at our house. FML

29 211

2 871

High hopes

mywillyisdisappointed - - United States

Today, I went out with a girl I've been dating. I dropped her off and she finally asked me if I wanted to come in. When I did, she asked me to change a light bulb in her kitchen, and then promptly sent me home. FML

25 157

3 535

281go 4

Sunday 4 July 2010 1:56

I'm pretty sure your mom planned that before time.......

happyhak 5

Saturday 3 July 2010 23:15

Through all this chaos and havoc, I have only 1 question: Your mother gets drunk and the first thing she does is take out the garbage?

kxdottt 0

Sunday 4 July 2010 6:54

The color of her panties were a very important part of the story.

MyLifeIsGreat_ha 0

Sunday 4 July 2010 6:55

he shouldda asked for a 3some.

kxdottt 0

Sunday 4 July 2010 6:58

58 I wanna do what is going on in your picture haha

rawr_jami_rawr 0

Sunday 4 July 2010 8:08

Omg did she apologize I feel for u!!!

dugumit 0

Sunday 4 July 2010 8:32

joy for him.

ROFLBERRYPIE 0

Sunday 4 July 2010 8:40

So...... thong or fullback?

Alantheislander 0

Sunday 4 July 2010 11:32

lol sad, but must have been a nice site!

Bartimaeus 7

Sunday 4 July 2010 18:56

"MILF!! wait what? aaugh. God! Is that your mom?"

mersinary12 0

Monday 5 July 2010 14:43

hahahaha @ #16

txs 0

Monday 5 July 2010 17:16

if u had a second date hes a keeper. a t least she saved u from later embarassment. its all out there now.

Miscellaneous Stalker My ex Coworkers Love Internet Relatable AITA Pokémon Awkward Work Parenting Kids Annoying Shopping Underwear Jealousy Parents Thief Sex Intimacy Suspicious Family NSFW Birthday Gifts I need your advice Accident Abuse Moving home

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me by sending me flowers that said, "I just need some space, forever. I hope I never see you again, even if you were a great person. It's not you it's me." FML

10 627

894

Today, after winning a major photography competition with the prize of an expensive workshop with a top photographer, I learned that my crazy stalker has paid the £250 workshop costs, and will travel 5 hours just to be there with me. FML

25 328

2 045

Today, I was sitting on a fence watching a friend play soccer. He accidentally kicked the ball at my face and made me fall off the fence into mud. I laughed it off and got back on the fence. Two seconds later he did the same exact thing. I fell wrong and slammed my face into the fence. Pain. FML

31 087

6 021

Today, I was asking my one year old nephew what noises certain animals make. I decided to trick him and ask him what sound I make. He immediately says, "MOOOO". FML

40 400

17 289

Today, I was at the gym on the elliptical. Feeling proud of myself for finishing a very intense workout, I looked to my left to see that the maintenance guy fixing the machine next to me had burned more calories testing the machine than I did during my entire workout. FML

22 592

5 585

Today, I went to get food. I was late so my friend ordered for me. I took a few bites and all of a sudden it got hard to breathe. I realized it was a blueberry muffin, and I'm deathly allergic to blueberries. I looked at my friend, and she was laughing, saying she wanted to see if it was true. I just got out of the hospital. FML

73 188

5 915