Sitcom moment

By Stupid husband - 20/08/2025 13:00 - United States

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Today, I told my husband I was making a points system for him to earn sex by doing chores and favors. He said, "Okay, I'll make one for dates. Every time you go five days without whining or nagging me, you get a date." I give up. FML
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duchessdoughnut 2

You deserve it. Twat.

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Thaylok 17

he desires intimacy with you and you don't want it with him. you only earn points for making a game out if his needs. F his life. Just don't be surprised is he gets grumpy, crotchety and finds someone else who won't deny his NEEDS.

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duchessdoughnut 2

You deserve it. Twat.

12 1
Thaylok 17

he desires intimacy with you and you don't want it with him. you only earn points for making a game out if his needs. F his life. Just don't be surprised is he gets grumpy, crotchety and finds someone else who won't deny his NEEDS.

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Thaylok 17

Don't get me wrong. He absolutely needs to help around the house! but treating intimacy as a reward after so many chores is making your love purely transactional. That is just wrong.

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core01 30

You married a toddler who can't provide equal labor toward domestic duties and you're trying to treat him like the toddler he's being. But what you actually need to do is divorce him. Man babies never grow up. They just find new marks to use and abuse

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009bouris 5

there it is the dumbest thing I’ll read today

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Lost Reggie 21

Your opinion is bad, and you should feel bad.

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jtookie 1

both of you are childish and have no business being in a relationship. communicate with your partner and tell them what you feel and need if they continue to put in no effort then leave but this tit for tat you do this I do this is dumb af and never works in the end.

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Lost Reggie 21

Quid Pro Quo for sex is evil and stupid. So YDI for being evil and stupid.

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Morten Bork 5

So, women say men can't expect sex, because it's not transactional, but build a point system to "earn" sex? the physical expression of your love for each other...??? yeah. that's not okay.

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