Self-awareness Day

By Luciano - 11/08/2026 20:00 - United States

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Today, my coworker is two months pregnant. I used condoms with her every time, so I’m not sure how the fuck it happened. I’m the only man she’s been with. I tried to give her money for an abortion but she insists on keeping it. She knows damn well I have a real wife and kids, and I can’t afford to lose them. FML
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You deserved it 259
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CaptainMaggot 8

It's almost like all your problems could have been prevented by not inserting your genitals in people who are not your wife. Wild concept, I know.

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Gemfez 16

All she needed was the used condoms. Get a paternity test just to be sure. Your life is a mess. Tell your wife asap and also don't be hostile towards your coworker/babymother. You'll all have to work together for the best possible outcome for your kids. This is about more than just you now.

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Gemfez 16

All she needed was the used condoms. Get a paternity test just to be sure. Your life is a mess. Tell your wife asap and also don't be hostile towards your coworker/babymother. You'll all have to work together for the best possible outcome for your kids. This is about more than just you now.

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CaptainMaggot 8

It's almost like all your problems could have been prevented by not inserting your genitals in people who are not your wife. Wild concept, I know.

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MissCadaverous 9

Couldn't have said it better and more politically correct myself 🤣

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