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Anonymous - 05/10/2013 08:17 - United States

Today, I was grocery shopping. When I got to the frozen foods, I saw some Lean Pockets, which I haven't had in forever, so I bought a couple of boxes. Around lunch time, I was hungry and thought I could have some, until I realized why I stopped buying them: I don't have a microwave. FML

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RandomMe - 26/02/2016 08:00 - Cambodia - Sihanouk

Today, I was craving some popcorn, so I went to the supermarket and bought the microwaveable type. When I got home, I remembered I didn't have a microwave. FML

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Anonymous - 10/09/2013 07:35 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I bought $250 worth of groceries and was feeling rather good about myself because it's the first time I've been able to do so in months. When I returned home I found my fridge/freezer broken. Most of the food I bought was dairy or frozen. FML

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Raven - 18/10/2024 16:00 - United Kingdom - Sheffield

Today, I was so tired at work that I stared at the microwave waiting for my food. It was a full minute before I realized I'd never actually turned it on after I'd put the food in it. FML

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hungry - 22/10/2019 04:00 - Canada - Halifax

Today, as I searched for food to take to work for lunch, I noticed that the only recent addition to our fridge is chocolate milk and popsicles. My mom went grocery shopping yesterday. FML

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agnosticstudy - 28/01/2009 21:53 - United States

Today, all three of my meals consisted of two Hot Pockets. FML

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ladytyy - 27/07/2011 23:45 - United States

Today, my mom still hasn't gotten over the novelty of our brand new microwave. We've been eating hot pockets for nearly a week now. FML

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loserr - 28/02/2014 17:13 - United States - Highland Park

Today, I made myself a hot pocket for lunch. I managed to scald myself on the red-hot cheese, and at the same time bite into the center, which was somehow still frozen solid. FML

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Ser17 - 10/08/2011 17:47 - United States

Today, I was preparing food in the microwave. I hadn't noticed that a fly had flown in until I noticed its melted corpse engraved into my hot-pocket. FML

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pathetic - 06/11/2013 13:04 - United States - Lincoln

Today, my grocery shopping consisted of Poptarts, SpaghettiOs, Lucky Charms, Popsicles, Easy Mac, and Twinkies. I'm a 25-year-old woman with no kids. FML

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Anonymous - 09/05/2009 14:48 - United States

Today, I decided I would eat healthy in order to lose weight. Feeling powerful, I threw away all of the icecream in my freezer. An hour later, I picked the icecream carton out of the garbage and ate the entire half-melted carton. FML

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Welshite 39

Saturday 5 October 2013 16:43

Use an oven?

ManInTheMachine 19

Saturday 5 October 2013 16:42

Short term memory loss, OP? I'm almost scared to ask how many times this has happened with other things. But, I guess the next best thing would be to go to a bakery and get whatever the equivalent would be.

Eahae3 12

Sunday 6 October 2013 1:46

Buy a microwave!! Instead of buying things to go in your imaginary microwave!

pmacxx 5

Sunday 6 October 2013 2:01

The oven...?

happyfingers 15

Sunday 6 October 2013 2:52

YDI for three reasons: 1. You FORGOT you don't have a microwave? How do you forget something like that? 2. You could have still cooked it in the oven, genius. And 3. LEAN POCKETS? That's disgusting. Hot pockets I could see but lean pockets taste like garbage. So there we have it. YDI because you eat trash and are an idiot. :)

iikaable 2

Sunday 6 October 2013 3:16

You have an oven ... Use that.

seriously_wtf22 2

Sunday 6 October 2013 3:56

Put it in the oven it's much better that way

Jezzikah 11

Sunday 6 October 2013 5:26

So make them in the oven?!

Horstradamus 6

Sunday 6 October 2013 5:47

It says right on the box the instructions for heating them in the oven numbnuts. Do you think your lean pocket cares how it's heated up? Single digit IQ i presume.