Runaway Truck By FML Videos - 30/11/2018 18:30 - United States - New York Excuse me, coming through! I agree, your life sucks 297 You deserved it 98 Share Tweet Share
Today, I was glued to the toilet all day, gushing fountains of crap, due to my own bad cooking. It got so bad that I ran out of toilet paper and had to desperately jump in the shower and stay there for nearly two hours. I can't even feel my own asshole any more. FML I agree, your life sucks 45 467 You deserved it 11 668
Today, I woke up in my roommate's bed. Apparently, the previous night I sleep-walked into her room, layed on her bed, and fell asleep. In the middle of her and her boyfriend having sex. He's now going around saying he slept with both of us. FML I agree, your life sucks 25 818 You deserved it 4 734
Today, I finally left my bitch girlfriend with her son, who has difficulties and violence issues. Now everyone is telling me I should go back, because the kid needs a father, never mind that I’m depressed and in therapy for suicidal urges. Guess my mental health doesn’t matter. FML I agree, your life sucks 1 783 You deserved it 182
Today, my sister trashed all our family's antique books, saying, "I don't want a thousand old books written by dead white men." They were family heirlooms from the 19th century, and the whole collection was worth thousands. FML I agree, your life sucks 1 603 You deserved it 131
Today, I was tricked into seeming like a sexist pig. A girl at the gym asked me to show her how to use a machine, so I did, then she started screaming at me to leave her alone. An hour later, I was all over the gym social media in a phone video heavily edited to make me look like a creepy gym bro. FML I agree, your life sucks 934 You deserved it 106
Today, I tried to make a good first impression by bringing homemade cookies to my new neighbors. I dropped the entire plate of cookies on their porch, and the dog across the street immediately rushed over and ate them. My new neighbors were very polite about it, but I’m pretty sure they think I'm a psycho. FML I agree, your life sucks 384 You deserved it 127
I HOPE it was the sound of the tires screeching as it was being pushed down the road 0.0
Euuh... Is it me or did I hear chilling screams ? I hope no one was in the black car.