Rope Swing Fail By FML Videos - 30/10/2018 00:30 Cannonball! I agree, your life sucks 172 You deserved it 250 Share Tweet Share
Today, I went to the bathroom to pee. I looked at the toilet paper after I wiped and saw a spider on it. It was still wiggling its legs. FML I agree, your life sucks 32 182 You deserved it 3 786
Today, my friends were all talking about the first time they bought condoms. I can still remember the first time I bought them; in fact they are unopened and expired in my bedside table. FML I agree, your life sucks 38 737 You deserved it 6 396
Today, like every other day, I didn't stop at the stop sign right before my house because it's pointless and there's never any cops patrolling my neighborhood. Boy, was I wrong this time. FML I agree, your life sucks 2 235 You deserved it 10 241
Today, I learned just how “old fashioned” my girlfriend is when we talked about marriage. She said it should be approached as a logically as possible and that I make an ideal partner, based on my ability to provide. And while she sees sex as uninteresting, it is a wifely duty she’s willing to do. FML I agree, your life sucks 1 441 You deserved it 219
Today, I stopped by McDonald's with my brother. I asked him what he wanted and I repeated his order. The lady said, "We don't have that here." I stupidly answered, "That's weird. We have it where I come from," and she replied, "Where did you come from honey, 1995?" FML I agree, your life sucks 1 163 You deserved it 578
Today, my cat had the greatest idea ever: hide inside our Christmas tree and attack anyone who walks past. It would have come as extremely funny to me if I hadn't been her first victim. FML I agree, your life sucks 34 285 You deserved it 8 235
I can see that you did not pay attention in physics class.