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Anonymous - - Australia

Today, at work, the police were looking over video footage of an incident earlier in the day where a car had slammed hard into another one in the carpark. My manager came into the kitchen and asked if I wanted to come see it to for a laugh. The car that got hit was mine. FML

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Didn't see ya there

mbrooke - 23/03/2009 04:31 - United States

Today, a couple of friends and I were driving around town and saw a lady who had accidentally backed her car up onto a concrete wall. Laughing, we all turned to look as we passed and I drove straight into a parked police car that had stopped to help her. FML

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hard_headed - 10/09/2010 10:02 - United States

Today, at work, I leaned back in a chair too far, causing me to tip over and smash my head into a wall. If that wasn't enough damage, my boss keeps replaying the security footage to everyone I work with. My head hurts not from the fall, but the loud laughter that keeps coming from inside the office. FML

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eyeleanify - 10/12/2010 08:12 - United States

Today, I hit a car while trying to park. Assuming that no one saw, I moved my car and parked somewhere else. Hours later I get a call from the university police. While backing up to go to the police station I hit another car. FML

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mikej1985 - 20/03/2009 17:11 - Canada

Today, I got to my underground parking garage at work and saw my boss pulling into a spot. I thought I would show him my reverse parking skills and decided to park beside him. As I was pulling in he opened his door to get out and I smashed into it, nearly running him over. FML

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Chops - - United States

Today, I was walking from my office to the place I had parked my car, a distance of approximately three blocks. As I was about to round the last corner, I was forced to dive out of the way of a speeding car. When I looked up, I noticed that it was my car. FML

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Get off my hood

Anonymous - 03/01/2016 23:00 - United States - Kennett Square

Today, I was at work, a grocery store, and my manager came up to me while I was on my lunch break. He told me that a customer said someone in the parking lot had been loitering around the cars. I went outside to investigate and saw a drunk man pooping on the front of a car. That car was mine. FML

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shit - 13/05/2010 21:00 - United States

Today, I accidentally rear-ended an undercover police car. FML

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Tuture - 30/04/2016 01:08 - France - Paris

Today, a learner driver was practicing maneuvers in the parking lot at work. This happens a lot, and my colleagues and I usually have fun watching and laughing. It was all fun and games as usual, until the learner crashed into my car. FML

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sam - 17/01/2011 03:32

Today, I watched as a guy hit my car, laugh when he saw me running towards him, and drive away. FML

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Cough up

Anonymous - 06/11/2021 11:00

Today, I dinged my boss's very expensive car. My car wasn’t damaged, so in a panic, I moved my car to another spot and said nothing. Less than an hour later, my boss showed me high definition security footage, so now I either cough up repair money I can’t afford, or I get fired. FML

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kaimt 0

Wednesday 1 April 2009 20:02

Ouch.

Lolrus 0

Wednesday 1 April 2009 20:07

#2, I believe some ppl vote YDI for the sake of voting YDI... OP, sue them?

Frlf 0

Thursday 2 April 2009 0:42

Sue the **** out of him.

TheEmoPrepGirl 0

Thursday 2 April 2009 1:38

#7 that's so sexist! Some women are amazing drivers!

airforce987 20

Tuesday 16 February 2010 4:26

that's not true at all. the only thing woman are amazing at is making sandwiches. suck on that, bitch

chobbest 0

Thursday 2 April 2009 2:23

shut up #23 hes obviously join. stop taking everythin so damn seriously. what the ufckin ****

Silhouette_fml 0

Thursday 2 April 2009 2:27

I'm sure your insurance covers that, no big deal.

talice4eva 0

Thursday 2 April 2009 2:37

that just goes to show that people must vote YDI just for the sake of doing so. poor thing!

summer66_fml 0

Thursday 2 April 2009 3:47

wow....did ur manager know the car was urs when he told you that?? if so hes a jackass......

mother_green7 0

Thursday 2 April 2009 4:11

i agree with #24 this site is just for laughs! now laugh goddamnit!

Tsukasa_fml 0

Thursday 2 April 2009 8:22

Be glad you saw it on tape and not just with your own eyes. You have evidence.

smazzle 0

Thursday 2 April 2009 16:06

That sucks!!!! Hopefully you were able to find the humor in it... You should enter the story at www.YourFatChance.com for a chance to win a vacation... maybe some good can come of the bad!

AukLuke 0

Friday 3 April 2009 0:45

although it does suck your car got hit, you have video evidence, get that plate or the brand and color of car and you have something to work with. imagine if you catch this guy it will be fml for him and you will be a rich man