Love Right, Imma head out

Right, Imma head out

Angie - 09/09/2011 23:18 - France

Today, desperate after a very painful breakup, I poured my heart and soul out to my old teddy bear. When I finished, I asked what he would do in my situation. Right on cue, a gust of wind came through the window and sent him falling off the windowsill and crashing head-first onto the floor. FML

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shawty_x - 26/04/2009 12:35 - United Kingdom

Today, I woke to find my boyfriend of 2 years gone. I saw my little sister's talking bear at the bottom of my bed, it said "squeeze me" so I squeezed it and it said "it's over." It was my boyfriends voice. I was dumped by a talking bear. FML

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dejected - 28/02/2010 01:32 - United States

Today, feeling down and dejected because of the shitty weather and none of my friends or family wanting to spend time with me to feel loved I took my favorite stuffed animal and that says 'I love you' when you squeeze it. I squeezed it. Nothing happened. Even an inanimate object rejected me. FML

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Riskreh - 23/09/2009 11:10 - United States

Today, I had a nervous breakdown. My life has been going down the drain and I called my boyfriend for comfort. I was crying my eyes out, finally getting everything off of my chest that has been bothering me. I thought it was quiet because he was listening closely. I was wrong. He fell asleep. FML

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samgonzalessb - 14/12/2009 17:00 - United States

Today, my boyfriend bought me a voice personalized Build-a-Bear. I thought he was going to propose to me through it, only to press the foot of the bear and hear, "We should break up" instead. FML

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Vero - 17/05/2012 15:02 - Austria - Timelkam

Today, in an attempt to be romantic, my boyfriend threw little stones against my window. Unfortunately, the window wasn't closed, and I was standing in front of it. FML

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Anonymous - 18/10/2011 19:36 - United States

Today, I went out shopping. When I left the store, I saw my ex, who I'm still crazy about. He helped me carry my bags out to the car. When I leaned in to give him a hug goodbye, he stepped aside, and I fell face-first into a puddle. He walked away laughing. FML

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Schmolly - 13/10/2009 05:01 - United States

Today, I had a mental breakdown. Many things have been going completely wrong in my life, and I finally decided to let my boyfriend know about it. After about an hour of explaining and pouring my heart out, his response was, "I think we were better off as friends." FML

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ScaryBears - 09/10/2012 01:51 - United States - Trumbull

Today, I went out and made build-a-bears that looked like my daughter and her new boyfriend. It turns out she had been insisting that I didn't for a good reason; upon sight of his, her boyfriend screamed and fled the house. Turns out he was nearly mauled to death by a bear. FML

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anonymous - 30/06/2012 06:26 - United States - Denver

Today, I was going through a hard and painful break up after a long relationship. Trying to get over it, I invited my two best friends over to lift my spirits. The night ended with them making out on my bed as I sat alone in the other room. FML

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Don't do this to me

backtosquareone - 04/10/2011 05:22 - Asia/Pacific Region

Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. Devastated, he withered onto the floor into an inconsolable wreck in front of dozens of people. The ribbon of embarrassment that went down my spine was too much for me to handle, so I had to tell him I was "only joking." FML

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plopyer10 8

Saturday 10 September 2011 2:39

You shoulve ****** the wind up

tigerbabe15 0

Saturday 10 September 2011 2:39

Aww poor teddy bear did he get hurt?

mehwhocares 9

Saturday 10 September 2011 3:19

Lulz. Maybe you should take his advice and fall off the windowsill, too. Of course, you probably don't have as much stuffing to break the fall with... not that it's a very far fall anyway, right? A few feet at most.

Petunia888 13

Saturday 10 September 2011 3:26

That was the first FML post that I've read in a long time that has actually succeeded in making me laugh out loud. I guess you learned your lesson about conversing with inanimate objects, huh? Who am I kidding; we all do it, just not with stuffed animals.

MD_DILF 4

Saturday 10 September 2011 3:31

dirty dirty girl!

Hyman_Hunter 0

Saturday 10 September 2011 3:36

Could I have thought "possible Facebook status" any faster? Nope

DennisC1975 4

Saturday 10 September 2011 3:37

Lame

Lenho 26

Saturday 10 September 2011 3:39

♫ Life has a funny, funny way of helping you out ♫ ♫ That that doesn't kill me, only makes me stronger ♫ You'll see everything will get better, OP :)

Logan1524 0

Saturday 10 September 2011 3:40

sorry :( it will get better

Razor123 3

Saturday 10 September 2011 3:43

Final destination much?

alissa222 15

Saturday 10 September 2011 3:44

Osmosis potential.

RoseCrystal 17

Saturday 10 September 2011 3:47

@53 I didn't even read the other comments when I wrote it so technically I wasn't copying.

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Saturday 10 September 2011 6:20

You couldn't have replied that to your comment? I'm on the app here, if I wasn't such an insomniac I wouldn't have read this (and yeah, I forgot to look at the time on yours, sorry?)