Quality family time

Anonymous - - United Kingdom

Today, I attended my extended family's Christmas dinner. All throughout, my grandmother kept complaining about how the food tasted like crap, and making sexual remarks such as how "the stuffings were far better in my day, if you know what I mean." FML
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rattusrattus 18

Sex. Cocks. Stuffing her pussy. Good old-fashioned *******. Rodgering passionately. Shagging. Intercourse. Possibly buttsex, if she was into that. Screwing. Pushing the box. Knowing each other in the Biblical fashion. In and out. Banging, boinking, bumping uglies. Smiting evil. Hanky panky. Pokey-poke. Makin' whoopee. Knocking boots. The nasty. Romp in the hay. Nookie. Making the beast with two backs. Am I making myself clear?

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sugarandspice33 0

Old people are always complaining...and that's because in "her day" she actually had teeth.

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chengy4191 7

That might not have been sexual she was probably just talking about stuffing lol

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hateevryone 14

lol grandma didn't want to be there.

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GoW_Chick 14

I didn't understand what you meant explain please because I feel out of the loop :(

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perdix 29

They must have been all the more difficult plowing through the monster bush to make it into the hole.

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AlexRen 21

Did she say, she swallowed better tasting things? If you know what i mean.

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ashwowa 14

hahahahahahah thats ******* hilarious!!!!

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