Love and Swimming pool: Plus one

Plus one

By Partyofthree - This FML is from back in 2017 but it's good stuff

Today, I work at a private pool where I can get up to six people in for free. Naturally, I invited my crush. She brought her boyfriend. FML

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By babydoll13211 - 04/09/2009 21:36 - United States

Today, I was at a friend's pool party. He lives on a lake and one of our friends wouldn't get in the water. My best friend and I decided to push him off the dock. Once we had, I turned to see my crush who had watched looked shocked, then said, "You know he can't swim right?" FML

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By Anonymous - 20/10/2013 19:56 - United States - West Babylon

Today, a few of my friends arranged for us to go skinny-dipping with the guy I really like. It went really well, until a turd surfaced before our eyes. After we scrambled out of the pool in panic, my crush called us all freaks and left. FML

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By spaghett - 29/08/2016 20:32 - United States - Brooklyn

Today, after jumping into a public swimming pool, the female lifeguard, who I have had a crush on for years whistled at me. When I got out of the water, she handed me the bathing suit I'd apparently lost. FML

I agree, your life sucks 14 183

You deserved it 1 837

By chlorinesmells - 30/05/2012 13:51 - United States

Today, a kid I taught to swim became my new boss, at the pool that I have worked at for nine years. FML

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Sitcom moment

By Anonymous - 24/01/2024 22:00 - United Kingdom

Today, my crush invited me to her house and I ended up meeting her dad. Then she suddenly had to dash off because her boyfriend, whom I had no idea existed, unexpectedly had free time so they were going on a last minute date, which left me awkwardly sat there in the kitchen with her dad. FML

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You deserved it 118

A tale as old as time

By Anonymous - 19/12/2023 00:00 - United States - Huntsville

Today, a really cute girl from my class invited me out for a few drinks. I’ve had a crush on her all year and thought this was my chance. We went out but it turns out she has a boyfriend of 5 and a half years she plans to marry. I saw her as a potential girlfriend and I guess she saw me as something else. FML

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You deserved it 616

Great deal

By danny - 14/12/2021 17:01 - United States - Federal Way

Today, my crush from high school finally agreed to go out with me. While on the seemingly good date, she offered me a discount to her OnlyFans page. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 152

You deserved it 218

By look before you speak - 09/02/2014 07:12 - United States

Today, I was at a swim meet. I asked my friend if he could be my wingman and help me get a date with a girl I really liked. I told him my plan, and as I finished and turned to go to her, I noticed her standing right there, listening in on the whole conversation. FML

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Not now, guts!

By Anonymous - 19/12/2022 21:00 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, marks the third day I've spent with a cute guy who has a crush on me. Before going to a public pool, we had a nice breakfast together. However, the food did not agree with me, so I loudly emptied my guts in the poolside restroom. He sent me home after, and will no longer answer my texts. FML

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You deserved it 183

Let's not do this again someday

By Crushed - 17/04/2025 15:00 - United States

Today, I went on what I thought was a solo outing with my longtime crush. He decided to invite a friend along. I had to pick her up half an hour away from town, he treated her to the movie we were watching while I had to pay for myself, he fingered her in the theatre, and made out with her on the drive home. FML

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You deserved it 149

RichardPencil 30

Tuesday 6 June 2017 1:03

Drown him "accidentally" and she's yours!

sunshine1421 14

Tuesday 6 June 2017 1:01

threes a party

Comments

sunshine1421 14

Tuesday 6 June 2017 1:01

threes a party

Mohamed Shoaib 7

Tuesday 6 June 2017 1:02

Comment moderated for rule-breaking.

Show it anyway

RichardPencil 30

Tuesday 6 June 2017 1:03

Drown him "accidentally" and she's yours!

pjsr 32

Tuesday 6 June 2017 2:27

Make sure to crack down hard on PDA

young_stud 14

Tuesday 6 June 2017 19:05

Classic beta problems.

Christopher Jay Fugate 7

Tuesday 6 June 2017 20:33

Ah shit, that really sucks!

FrozenYeti 6

Wednesday 7 June 2017 0:13

why would you invite her if you knew she had a boyfriend?

bibobobonnor 8

Friday 9 June 2017 1:43

hmmmmmmm, here's a wild idea, he didn't know

R_L_Jack 11

Wednesday 7 June 2017 8:17

Hey it happens, move on

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