Not sporty

Hannah - 22/03/2012 17:21 - Ireland - Wexford

Today, I passed a field where some kids were playing football. The ball rolled over in my direction, so they asked me to kick it over. I tried and failed three times, and ended up throwing it over, where it embarrassingly landed about 2 feet away. They had to come over and get it. FML
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tylersign 11

It's ok Grammy, I'm sure someone will help you across the street.

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Sidel 11

Why do people keep saying "would of"? I've learned pretty much all the English I know from the internet and even I know that is wrong.

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bkisbest96 1

Honestly we can't lie this has probably happened to everyone before????

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Shrike 23

What? Put down the crack pipe, son.

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wlddog 14

Honestly..... No. Just you and the OP

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coldashell 23

Of is a preposition. Have is a verb. Not interchangeable. I guess nobody learns sentence structure in school anymore.

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ocie14 9

Well not everyone is athletic, but that makes me embarrassed for you.

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MikeDa1Da 14

Nothing irks me more than the jersey shore

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Cad6 24

#37 - Nazis* doesn't require an apostrophe. .. is incorrect. An ellipses is "..." I love you too.

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micahsmommy 13

So you're not good with your hands or feet...what are you good with?

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Teyros 24

Why did someone thumb down most of these comments they're actually funny..

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b0ngs 7

Dont worry OP... I tried kicking a soccerball and hit myself in the face. At least ya tried

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kei1108 13

P.S You're example is awesome. It makes one of the best stories. ;)

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b0ngs 7

101- no im just a major lump of unathleticness :3 Hehe

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br0ccoli 14

If you can kick yourself in the face, you should've been a gymnast

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loopsy_fml 14

I would do the same exact thing. Except I wouldnt kick it. I would just pick it up and "throw" it. Actually, I would have made a worse pass.......

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