Holidays Not going, going back, back to Cali, Cali

Not going, going back, back to Cali, Cali

WhatisLife - 27/07/2017 09:00 - Bangladesh - Dhaka

Today, I found out I will not be moving back to California. My mom told me we were going to go on a 2 month vacation to see family in India. She decided we are staying for good. FML

5 261

300

Chinese New Year: Dragons and Laughter
Celebrate with stories where tradition and humor meet for a colorful Chinese New Year. …

boopingsnoot 24

Thursday 27 July 2017 5:42

Mom probably already has a wife all lined up for you, too

RichardPencil 30

Thursday 27 July 2017 5:10

“Saree, . . . not saree!” - Mom

thatslifeiguess7 16

Thursday 27 July 2017 20:48

So when is your wedding? frankly I wouldn't have gone to india

GinGin92 18

Thursday 27 July 2017 22:26

This is literally how forced marriage starts.

RockPrincess26 16

Friday 28 July 2017 2:40

Well, that ******* sucks.

Agent JPN 9

Friday 28 July 2017 6:19

Is your father aware you wont be returning?

NaNoName 5

Friday 4 August 2017 8:08

Hmmmm... If you have been calling Bangladesh "India", you may have already pissed some of your relatives off

Miscellaneous Stalker My ex Coworkers Love Internet Relatable AITA Pokémon Awkward Work Parenting Kids Annoying Shopping Underwear Jealousy Parents Thief Suspicious Sex Intimacy Family NSFW Birthday Gifts I need your advice Accident Abuse Moving home

Today, I found out that when my best friend and I were kids, our parents would cancel playdates when either of us opted to not go to church. They said it would, "strengthen our faith." We are now both adults and staunch atheists for that reason, and we're spending way more time together to make up for this crap. FML

586

157

Today, someone sent me disgusting private pictures, all because he asked if I wanted to swap pictures and I said sure, but I didn't think it was a different type of picture and not just selfies. FML

826

668

Today, I went to my parents house to secretly collect all of their home videos and convert them to DVDs as a Christmas gift. Among them I found a sex tape my parents had made. FML

9 804

3 678

Today, my sister punched me in the face. My dad was actually annoyed with me when I told him. He said I'll never be a "real man" if I can't take a hit from a girl. FML

19 316

3 299

Today, while my mom was out, I took the car out to CVS to get some food, even though I'm not legally allowed to drive. As soon as I got back in the car, my mom pulled up 2 parking spaces away from me. She didn't notice me bend down to hide... until I accidentally hit the horn in the process. FML

8 446

60 183

Today, I learned what a "pain in the ass" means. I sat down on my patio swing chair, only to discover it was swarming with baby wasps, who stung me all over the butt. Ouch! FML

1 655

241