Transportation, Cars, Neighbours and Spooky: Neighborhood watch

Neighborhood watch

By Chris - 14/08/2026 22:00 - United States - Madison

Today, my neighbor knocked on my door to tell me I'd left my car window open. I thanked him, went outside, and discovered it wasn't my car. He had just spent five minutes checking a stranger's vehicle because it looked like mine. FML

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DLBL 21

Saturday 15 August 2026 5:23

Jesus Christ. That's a First World problem if I ever heard one.

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DLBL 21

Saturday 15 August 2026 5:23

Jesus Christ. That's a First World problem if I ever heard one.

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