they will definitely talk about their sex life with you and compare

So short but so many meanings.

3sum?

That would make me a happy man. It would also enable one of my fantasies.

If you have kids it is probably a good thing for them to see rather than the alternative. If no kids it's kinda wierd

Sounds like Reba

Not cool bro, not cool.

She's not worth it, unless your ex-wife is considerate and genuine!

I'd die

run bro