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umbrella - 24/07/2009 11:39 - United States

Today, a man held a door open for me while I fished my umbrella out of my very cluttered bag. As I was opening my umbrella, I turned to thank him for being such a gentleman. Instead, a tampon that had apparently wedged itself into the folds of my umbrella flew into his face. FML

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shamefaced - 07/12/2012 03:11 - New Zealand - Wellington

Today, I dropped my handbag into a water-filled gutter. As I was hurriedly fishing out the contents of my bag, I looked up. There was my ex, with the girl he left me for walking past, timed exactly to coincide with me manically scooping up one of many rapidly absorbing tampons. FML

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iFail - 29/01/2009 17:55 - United States

Today, a guy sitting next to me in class asked me for a pen. I accidentally handed him a tampon instead. FML

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Littlethings1 - 31/03/2016 17:07 - United States - Tallahassee

Today, my hair got stuck in my umbrella. I asked for help from passers-by, but all I got was weird looks as they hurried past me. FML

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fviz - 07/02/2013 09:51 - United States

Today, while using a public restroom to change my tampon, I made eye contact with someone looking at me through the little space in the door. FML

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Anonymous - 20/02/2010 02:21 - Australia

Today, I was in a public restroom when someone took the toilet next to mine. Moments later, a used tampon rolls into my cubicle followed by an "Oops!" A creeping hand then promptly reached under to retrieve it. Both her hand and the tampon touched my bare toes. FML

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anon - 29/11/2011 23:59 - United Kingdom

Today, a guy lost control of his umbrella in the wind, which then hit me in the eye, making me bleed. He screamed at me for trying to steal his umbrella. People laughed. FML

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brooke - 13/08/2012 04:45 - United States

Today, while out at dinner with my boyfriend, I accidentally ripped out my tampon picking a wedgie. FML

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2young4birds&bees - 24/10/2016 15:53

Today, while changing my tampon in a public restroom, a toddler crawled under the door of my stall and asked what I was doing. I had to wait until I'd finished to open the door and let her out. FML

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bossgroper - 23/07/2009 20:23 - United States

Today, I was walking through a heavy door at work, so I reached behind me to catch it so it wouldn't slam shut. Little did I know that my boss was walking through right after me. Instead of catching the door, I caught a handful of his crotch. FML

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So sorry

Karen - 31/08/2009 14:48 - United Kingdom

Today, I was hurrying for the bus home from work. It was raining and I had my umbrella up. As I hurried by two women, I felt my umbrella hit one of them on the head. I turned to apologise and saw her standing with her hands on her newly bald head. My umbrella had lifted her wig off her head. FML

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AirwavesIce 0

Friday 24 July 2009 20:09

I would've loved to see his reaction to that, haha

thunderbrave 0

Friday 24 July 2009 20:05

hahah awkward.

insideandout 0

Friday 24 July 2009 21:02

The dude that got a tampon in his face should have written the FML post from his point of view.

divineinstrument 2

Friday 24 July 2009 23:13

It shall be done "Today, I decided to hold the door for this clumsy woman while she spent absolutely ages trying to get her umbrella out of her oversized bag. When she finally got her umbrella out and opened it, a tampon flew out of it and hit me right in the face. FML" It's even under 300 characters!

midnighthammers 0

Friday 24 July 2009 21:08

nice ice breaker. hey can I have my tampon back.

plexico 3

Friday 24 July 2009 21:10

Good thing it came flying out from your umbrella, because if it came flying out from your ******, that would be just about the most disgusting FML EVAR!

emie_fml 0

Friday 24 July 2009 21:17

this comment made my day

ScaryPants3 0

Friday 24 July 2009 21:13

Could've been worse. Your little purse puppy could've flew out and hit him in the face.

xxlillyxx 0

Friday 24 July 2009 21:34

srry but someone else already said that...lol

xTinyLovex 0

Friday 24 July 2009 21:39

Ahh tampons. They have a knack for appearing when least wanted.

xxlillyxx 0

Friday 24 July 2009 21:43

^srry last comment i posted was not ment to be put there^ i can only immagine what He thought..... "Today, It was raining and I thought i would be nice and hold the door open for this woman while she got out her umberella. She turned abruptly and a tampon flew out of her purse and pelted me in the face. FML" XD x0x0x0x0