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Mfing kids

Anonymous - - United States - Salem

Today, I asked my class of fifth graders to write down a list of all the compound words they knew. At least four of them put down 'motherfucker'. FML

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slutfactory 17

Thursday 24 July 2014 10:41

When I learned about compound words in third grade, I believe I wrote down "bitchass." When my parents were contacted my dad had to leave the classroom because he couldn't stop laughing.

MartinDJ 26

Thursday 24 July 2014 10:38

Mah don't take it so hard, many siblings teach their younger siblings some swear words for unknown reasons. It's fairly normal unfortunately

fantasyworld 37

Monday 18 May 2015 15:25

A lot of them could have siblings in middle and high school, picking it up from them.

spinningrecords 14

Sunday 27 February 2022 0:19

Samuel L Jackson must be proud

mccuish 25

Sunday 27 February 2022 9:13

I’m guilty of doing this when I was in grade 5

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