Many such cases

By clitorasaurus - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - Canada

Today, I pulled a muscle in my arm while wiping my butt. FML
I agree, your life sucks 21 636
You deserved it 33 017

Same thing different taste

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rawrimaunicorn 0

...how the hell did you manage that?

knight0748 5

is your ass that large that you're having trouble wiping?

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well if the op is female there ya go we all know the myth that girls don't poop. so basically poop more to work those muscles

epistaxisdigitor_fml 0

I can't believe I am about to type this, but you need to buy a "Shake Weight"!!!

FishNamedTurtle 0

Hey at least you didn't do it on an airplane mid flight and it was your back! Had to be one of my more promising moments.

Well that was a shitty situation now wasn't it.

JenandNA 0

hahahahaha tht is hilarious! I feel very bad for you

that's like uber fail in epic porportions

ichigogichi 0

XD lolololololol do you need someone to help you in wiping your butt now?

Be thankful you didn't get carpal tunnel too!!!