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Lena - - Germany

Today, my life became a lot more depressing. A while ago, some friends and I founded a "Forever Alone" club, because all of us were single at that time. I'm now the only member left. FML

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Hit-and-Run - - Mexico - Juárez

Today, after an extensive talk with a relationship counselor, we concluded that I'm more likely to get run over by a car than be in a stable relationship. FML

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Bad omen

SinkingShip - - South Africa

Today, it's been two months since I started a three-year contract at a new job. So far, 5 people have resigned. Pretty sure I've joined a sinking ship. FML

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Sketchy

anonymous - - Austria

Today, I discovered that my ex-girlfriend, who I dated for 6 years, is getting engaged to my friend. The very same "friend" who's been encouraging me to break up with her for the past year. FML

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Anonymous - 10/07/2014 05:24 - United States - Stockton

Today, I found out the record label I was talking to was actually just my friends who have way too much time on their hands. FML

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Anonymous - 29/01/2016 19:12 - United States - Watonga

Today, I was feeling terrible and posted on Facebook about how I was stressed out and feeling really lonely. My sister replied saying "#fatfuckproblems". 13 people liked it and some so-called friends posted stuff like "rekt" and "SLAYED, bitch!", all in less than a minute. FML

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Friends

justfriends - - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. It's OK, though, she says we can still go on the vacation I planned next month for our 3 year anniversary, just "as friends." The tickets are non-refundable. FML

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Treat yourself

birthday bash - - France

Today, it was my girlfriend's birthday. She decided that her "gift to herself" would be to leave the loser who has been holding her back for two years. Hello, my name is Ben, and I'm that loser. FML

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You must conform

Anonymous - - Germany - Titisee-neustadt

Today, I'm the only grandchild who regularly visits, calls, and runs errands for my grandparents, even though I live two hours away. I'm also their biggest disappointment because I'm not married. FML

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I'll leave you to it then…

scared shitless in ohio - - United States - Dublin

Today, I decided to be friendly and say hi to the weird kid at school, who was sitting by himself eating lunch. After I said hello, he stared up at me intensely and said, "I don't have many friends. Yeah. Mainly 'cause I've eaten most of them." FML

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Misunderstanding

vanessa_d15 - - Canada

Today, I was together with a few of my friends when I got up the courage to confess I have an eating disorder. One of my friends then said "... but you're not skinny." FML

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yenze 18

Monday 19 October 2015 9:35

That club could be a great way to meet people. Invite singles over and turn it into a party.

Wizardo 33

Monday 19 October 2015 9:34

Sounds like you're the President of Isolation Island.

Miss_Whipped 43

Tuesday 20 October 2015 1:41

Likely story #24

p36288 17

Tuesday 20 October 2015 3:58

I thought the 'left' could mean both 'left the club' and 'be left in the club', is it?

aeryn97 17

Tuesday 20 October 2015 5:04

your turn will come.

SlyCooper15 16

Tuesday 20 October 2015 7:18

welcome to LosersVille. Population, you.

ZGLH 11

Tuesday 20 October 2015 7:30

Allllll byyyy yourrrrselfffff

BRaveShields 3

Thursday 22 October 2015 6:06

#60 lmaooooo

carrieshot 2

Wednesday 21 October 2015 13:55

I'm 18 and I've never dated anyone, at least there's a lot out there in life

uyamme 5

Thursday 22 October 2015 4:26

Can I be a permanent member of your club?

BRaveShields 3

Thursday 22 October 2015 6:08

Op, I'm in! you're not the only one lol

fader48080 10

Saturday 24 October 2015 1:19

this FML sounds like the first paragraph in the synopsis for a thriller were the rejected person go's crazy and starts killing the significant others of the other club members.