Today, it's my birthday. Out of loneliness, I went to order some flowers and a cake "for a friend". The guy who delivered it to my house was the same guy from the counter. FML
I really don't think anyone would notice unless you kept insisting that it's "for a friend." You know what people who are actually buying things for a friend say? Nothing, because they aren't trying to justify a perfectly normal purchase.
It could still be "for your friend." Oh btw, Happy Birthday!!
Time to pull out the good old imaginary friend story. I still have one. His name is Alejandro. Excuse me, I think he's calling.