Life insurance? Rusty - - United States - New City Today, I found out that my parents secretly throw away any food I cook for them, because they think I might try to poison them. FML 28 645 2 792
Today, my boyfriend yelled at me from the other room for washing the dishes "too loudly". FML 46 314 6 720
Today, I posted a photo on Facebook of me at a club with some friends. The first comment it got was "Just got a stiffy. 10/10." Thanks for that, dad. FML 32 559 3 623
Today, I witnessed my dad wake himself from a nap with his own fart and start panicking in confusion. I guess I shouldn't have broken down laughing, because he demanded to know what I did to him. He didn't believe the truth and bitched me out for screwing around. FML 24 572 2 164
Today, I went to the gym after months of procrastinating. I walked straight into the glass wall next to the entrance instead of the door. A guy lifting near the front desk winced in sympathy. I still worked out, but I could see my face slowly swelling in the mirror. FML 319 133
Today, a woman at the crowded mall stopped me and told me loudly that if I bought her product it would get rid of my acne. FML 24 874 2 380
Today, while meeting my boyfriend's family for the first time, the first comment I received was, "Well, at least this one is white." FML 6 041 461
Leave a box of rat poison out in the kitchen next time you make food! Have fun with the reaction.
Previous attempts to? Or just a bad cook and they are worried about you accidentally* poisoning them