Leave people alone

Anonymous - - Mozambique

Today, I went up to a girl at a bus stop and started chatting her up. Her response? "Am I being robbed?" FML
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Alex_The_Human 2

what we have here, is failure, to communicate.

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DocBastard 38

Mariazzz - insulting someone's looks here will result in a moderated comment and KaySL's entire set of Tiger Woods golf clubs up your ass. If you really want to insult someone's looks, go find an ugly toddler at a grocery store.

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Xpensive 0

did ask or demand her name and number??

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Rebi3144 8

Doc, you need to prescribe me some of that LSD because you're too funny for my little mind to handle.

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ergo_fml 13

YDI for probably being creepy.

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TheNewGuy03 28

tell her you're trying to steal her heart. or something. |the kid|

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ifiFaLL 1

You must be black.

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nothingtodisplay 7

you should have robbed her and then rapped her...

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ArthursLifeSucks 2

Here's a little post-robbery rap for her: "Yo yo yo, ya bitch, I just took yah purse. Ya oughta give props, you're not in a hearse."

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Tuesdays76 0

Well take a shower, brush your teeth, wear clean clothes, and smile. Next time you might not look so mean.

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Capt_Oblivious 10

Tell her, "why yes you are, of your dignity if you accept a date with me".

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