Jailbird By Anonymous - 06/06/2026 02:00 - United States Today, I asked my foster parents to adopt me. They said no because my dad's getting out of prison soon. FML I agree, your life sucks 421 You deserved it 48 Share Tweet Share
Today, I woke up with my penis taped inside a milk bottle. Yes, I'm as baffled as you are. FML I agree, your life sucks 33 208 You deserved it 5 649
Today, I finally asked some friends to read the beginning of a novel that I'd been slaving away at. One of them said it was the literary equivalent of aquarium gravel. Another asked if I'd been sniffing boot polish while writing it. FML I agree, your life sucks 21 900 You deserved it 4 664
Today, I was cleaning my room and set my burnt out light bulb on my computer chair without any second thought. Later, I sat on the chair, the light bulb shattered and I got a huge gash on my butt. FML I agree, your life sucks 11 680 You deserved it 30 928
Today, I went to the dentist for a tooth extraction. Not only were they not able to extract all of it, but after 7 injections, I was still screaming. The best part? Their referral to someone else fell through, so I head back tomorrow to finish the job. FML I agree, your life sucks 3 958 You deserved it 343
Today, my son is smarter than average, almost genius level, and he has now reached an age where not only does he question me at every turn, he actually out-argues me 90% of the time and I can’t do anything about it because technically he’s right and I’m wrong. FML I agree, your life sucks 633 You deserved it 382
Today, of all the things I have to be self-conscious about (my looks, my weight, my mental health…), I now have to be self-conscious of my breathing, because my brother says it’s “painful to listen to.” FML I agree, your life sucks 362 You deserved it 109