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Anonymous - - United States

Today, I was walking through the park eating fries. There was an old woman feeding a few pigeons. They didn't seem too interested, so I threw some fries down as I walked by to try and help her out. About two minutes later, I heard screaming. A huge group of pigeons were attacking the old woman. FML

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anonymous - 20/08/2009 06:22 - United States

Today, I was eating with a friend while walking on the sidewalk. A couple of pigeons were bothering us so I threw a fry onto the street. As a flock of pigeons were gathering around the fry, a truck drove by. Only four survived. FML

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fencernick - 22/04/2009 10:40 - United States

Today, I was eating a hamburger on the street when a pigeon came down to take a bite. I ran and got 30 birds or so chasing me. My legs were burning, half of my burger was gone, and an entire office building was laughing at me. FML

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NightHawk4926 - 09/09/2015 22:15 - United States - Las Vegas

Today, I was at the park when I saw a homeless man. I gave him my sandwich, since he needed it more than me. Seconds later, he was attacked by a flock of birds. FML

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Evil_Angel_90 - 10/09/2013 11:36 - Australia

Today, in order to try and get over my slight fear of swans, I went down to the local park to feed them. One decided that I looked tastier than the bread I was throwing and chased me around the feeding area while everybody laughed. FML

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bouda - 15/05/2011 18:19 - France

Today, I killed a pigeon. It choked to death on a piece of bread I threw its way. FML

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Tippi Hedren strikes back

B_and_W - 21/11/2013 11:35 - France

Today, I watched a little girl laugh while giving bread to some pigeons at a bus stop. A bus then arrived. All the pigeons moved out of the away, except one. Its head got crushed by a wheel, and some blood splattered onto the little girl's shoes, who then screamed. With laughter. FML

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Anonymous - 09/07/2023 03:00 - United States

Today, I went to the supermarket and picked up some groceries, along with what I thought was a bag of chips. I ripped it open in the car and realized it was a bag of birdseed. As I spat out the birdseed through the car's open window and tried to clean the mess, a pigeon flew into my car and attacked me. FML

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Anonymous - 15/01/2025 22:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I was walking down the street when a pigeon flew into my head and got caught in my hair. To make matters worse, a group of kids thought it was hilarious and started filming me with their phones while I screamed in terror. FML

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Alexa, play "I Ran" by A Flock of Seagulls

John - 10/07/2013 02:48 - United States

Today, while leaving McDonald's, I threw a fry out the window to a flock of seagulls. I watched in the rear-view mirror as it landed in the opposite lane and about 60 winged rats descended upon the street, causing a truck to veer off the road and crash. FML

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YOURMOM - 31/12/2011 07:24 - United States

Today, I was at the park feeding nuts to some squirrels. One fell down my shirt and the next thing I know I'm being attacked by a squirrel that looked like it was on steroids. FML

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potentpotable 0

Tuesday 14 April 2009 20:12

"Today, I was at the park feeding pigeons like a normal homeless person. A young man walked by and threw some fries on the ground. I dashed for the fries, but then the birds fought with me for them. FML."

vvtumblesbee 0

Tuesday 14 April 2009 20:01

that's happened to me at the beach, but they were seagulls... and they attacked me x_x

Zombievirus 0

Tuesday 14 April 2009 23:43

So who won the old lady or the pidgeons????

Pepperolls 0

Tuesday 14 April 2009 23:43

LMAO! Once i was sitting on a bench and there were heaps of ibis's surrounding me and i was too scared to get off. I stayed there for like 5 hours.

Zombievirus 0

Tuesday 14 April 2009 23:45

Hmmmmmm???? I wonder if the lady can sue u?? xD

rinnychan 2

Tuesday 14 April 2009 23:51

If it actually was two minutes later, the attack had nothing to do with you.

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Tuesday 14 April 2009 23:55

haahahaha. I find this sort of funny. It happened to my friend once at a park. The birds followed her as she went screaming across the two mile park. It was so funny. Thats why they have signs saying "Do not feed the birds"

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Tuesday 14 April 2009 23:55

teh_ass 0

Tuesday 14 April 2009 23:56

Uh...in some cities it's against the law to feed "pests" which include pigeons. Their droppings are very corrosive. YDI and so does the grandma.

scottyz1 0

Wednesday 15 April 2009 0:15

CA CAW!

walrys 0

Wednesday 15 April 2009 0:25

One of the funniest ones I've seen. That said, people marking YDI are idiots . . . why would either of them expect to be attacked by simply feeding a few birds? There obviously wasn't a "Do Not Feed The Birds" sign in that park.