It wasn't me

Banana - - Puerto Rico

Today, I was riding the train and someone farted. Everyone looked at me. People always blame farts on the fat guy. FML
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Cainicide 5

"What the **** you looking at?!" People will stop staring, and big guys are intimidating.

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ICastillo 24

Well Op since everyone is already blaming you might as well let them go. Bombs away.

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maddiewoah 15

FFS, as if skinny people can't pass gas. My 14 year old nephew is the gassiest person I know, and I'm the fat one. -_- Sorry that people are so dumb, OP.

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grizzly66 5

I feel ya bro... Happens to me all the time

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JoeLamp 2

You shouldn't have farted

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motor_fml 20

Farts are fun! Like ******** without the mess.

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hewro_failure 11

That's because fat people are gross and farts are gross they go hand in hand

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alleybean123 7

This is what I mean!!! I hate stereotypical people jumping to conclusions saying only ft people pass gas! We all do! Get over it!

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darkcosinus 16

One more reason to start going to the gym

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