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It wasn't me

Anonymous - - United Kingdom - London

Today, I was in the shower, oblivious to the outside world, when four police officers who had apparently been banging at my door, entered by force. They were doing a bust on a weed farm and got the wrong house. FML

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ladymichee - 07/07/2021 14:01

Today, police barged into my apartment for a drug raid, but they had the wrong address. They came in while I was naked on my couch and didn't even apologize for breaking my door. FML

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wreckdit - - United States

Today, I discovered that my roommate is a drug dealer and has been keeping her product in our flat. I discovered this when several police officers broke down my bathroom door and arrested me while I was in the shower. FML

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Anonymous - 27/09/2022 14:00 - United States

Today, I was delivering a pizza but I got the address wrong. When I got to the house, I was surrounded by police and put in handcuffs at the door. Turns out the wrong address I went to resulted in me interfering with some sort of sting operation. FML

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uugnfg - 27/07/2010 04:38 - United States

Today, I was doing a job for some people on my street cutting their bushes. After I had finished and went to get my pay, I realized I had gone to the wrong house. They called the police. FML

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Move it, now!

Anonymous - 24/07/2020 05:01

Today, I had just gotten out of the bath when a police officer knocked on my door. I answered in my towel, and he told me I had to leave due to a bomb scare. FML

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At last!

thehumanshield - 05/08/2011 08:41 - United States

Today, my house was raided for drugs. I had to find out my father is a drug dealer. The cops then told me this wasn't their first time here, but it was the first time I was home to see it. They said it was nice to finally meet me. FML

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I'm Not Dead Yet - 09/06/2014 19:37 - United States - Tucson

Today, I put my headphones on and laid down to relax to some music. I fell asleep, and woke up later to a police officer busting into my house. My neighbor had been knocking on my door, then looked through my window and saw me on my couch, and was convinced I'd died. FML

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frustrated - 17/05/2014 10:11 - United States - Forest Park

Today, I called the cops on a couple who was fighting outside my window at 4 a.m. They hid in the bushes when the cops came, came back out when they left, and started fighting again. FML

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Anonymous - 05/03/2023 00:00

Today, I was singing in the shower and my neighbor called the police because they thought I was in trouble. FML

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Anonymous - 24/07/2016 03:18 - United States

Today, I found out the friend I signed a lease with is actually a wanted drug dealer. I only found this out after the police kicked in the door at 5am and raided our house. FML

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ThatGuyWhoTalks 10

Tuesday 30 July 2013 23:40

Good thing they didn't find your weed stash

tygerarmy 35

Tuesday 30 July 2013 23:42

Hopefully they fix your door.

ghil_fml 7

Wednesday 31 July 2013 3:12

did they even say sorry?....

ShadowWolfoxImp 18

Wednesday 31 July 2013 3:13

wouldn't they be able to smell the weed, or lack there of? I've been around it... its very... fragrant.

MakaylaReneeB 8

Wednesday 31 July 2013 4:29

A weed house would have a cover smell.

ShadowWolfoxImp 18

Wednesday 31 July 2013 7:17

Oh yeah.... Sorry! Didn't think about that! ^_^;

tgabes 9

Wednesday 31 July 2013 3:22

Did they have a warrant? XD

MakaylaReneeB 8

Wednesday 31 July 2013 4:25

I get freaked out if I hear a little noise, i can't imagine my door being knocked down.

amp147 9

Wednesday 31 July 2013 4:42

Kinda awkward

KaitlynNeal 13

Wednesday 31 July 2013 4:54

1) at least it was cops not burglars. And 2) at least they didn't find anything

Jlow17 4

Wednesday 31 July 2013 4:56

How do you know it's a girl ?

selfsabotage 4

Wednesday 31 July 2013 5:00

Similar thing happened to a family friend of ours. The guy who lives behind my house was threatening to kill himself and was holding his own children hostage and when the police went in to raid the house they ended up raiding a different house a block away. It pays to get the address right.