Go find a corner. Curl up in it. Then die. Stay away from the dog until then.

This reminds me of a conversation I had with this guy once, and we'd somehow got onto this conversation about his dog, and said something along the lines of if he ever had sex with her, would anyone ever find out. I wouldn't be too surprised if the OP and this kid was actually the same person or if they knew each other.

Today, I was portraying dominance to my owner, he started trying to dominate me but then his mother came in, now they're getting rid of me because that stupid prick's mom thinks he's having sexual relations with me. FML

I don't know about dominance, but you sure showed your dog a good time. He got to grind with you!

Really? THAT seemed like the best way to handle the situation?

HAHAHAHAHAHA Nice. (:

LMFAO!!!!

......you really don't get out much, huh???? =X

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#43.. fail. OP.. did you know that dog's can hump purely out of hormones? That poor dog to have to have been humped by you...