It's not all doom and gloom

By Anonymous - 23/06/2026 03:00 - Germany - Jembke

Today, I pet my neighbour's two cats. They were at opposite ends of the same room, so I could only pet one at a time. When I pet one, the other one felt lonely and cried for me. I felt sorry for her. Cutest FML ever. FML
I agree, your life sucks 224
You deserved it 82

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If they really want to be petted, they'll move. It works for my two cats.

tiptoppc 19

Nope, cats are just jerks. I have five of them and they pull that crap. That’s because they’re too lazy to come over and actually present themselves for you to pet them. They’ll just sit there and cry to get your attention but they don’t wanna move.

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tiptoppc 19

Nope, cats are just jerks. I have five of them and they pull that crap. That’s because they’re too lazy to come over and actually present themselves for you to pet them. They’ll just sit there and cry to get your attention but they don’t wanna move.

If they really want to be petted, they'll move. It works for my two cats.