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unlucky - 05/08/2009 16:29 - South Africa

Today, I was talking with a close friend (who is a virgin) about why he didn't want to have sex with a prostitute. He told me that, "It's not nice to know that the girl you are having sex with has slept with half the country." He then added, "That's exactly why I wouldn't have sex with you." FML

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I'm_Not_Interested - 06/07/2015 05:30 - United States - Reno

Today, I found out the only reason why a friend of mine even bothered talking to me. He thought that I'd sleep with him if he was nice enough. FML

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herpderp - 11/02/2009 00:41 - United States

Today, someone in class was making a point about premarital intercourse - "90% of teen virgins aren't saving it for marriage, they just can't get any." Another classmate pointed me out specifically. FML

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Waiting for that special someone

foreveralone - 10/07/2020 17:04

Today, just like at every gynecologist's appointment in the last 5 years, I had to yet again explain that no, I'm not a virgin at 27 because I'm waiting till marriage, I'm just a loser that no-one wants to sleep with. FML

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ActuallyDoneFor - 10/11/2018 10:30 - Canada - Saint Albert

Today, my boyfriend and I had a friend over. This friend was talking about how two girls were trying to get with him. My boyfriend said, "I wouldn't ever fuck the blonde one, but I would do the other one in a heartbeat." Then, realizing what he'd just said, he hesitantly added, "…if I was single." FML

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Laura - 17/09/2010 00:35 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of three years decided it was finally time to have sex. After we did, he told me that he was sleeping with another girl. He wanted to have sex with me to see who was better. FML

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EliseV - 03/11/2014 18:56 - United States - Chino Hills

Today, I lost my virginity. In the middle of it, he just gave up and said he wasn't in the mood anymore. Then I had to listen about his past failed relationships for over an hour. FML

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Just not with me

NotMeFML - 07/05/2025 14:00 - United States - Miami

Today, I found out that the girl I went on a date with, and refused to sleep with me because she, “doesn’t have sex on the first date” had no qualms about sleeping with my buddy on his first date with her. FML

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Anonymousss95 - 10/12/2011 12:03 - Sweden

Today, I lost my virginity. Afterwards, he told me that he was only doing this because he wanted to know if he still truly loves his girlfriend. FML

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Timing is important

effingdoucher - 30/01/2011 06:07 - United States

Today, I was having sex with a guy I met at my friend's party. He stopped mid-thrust, climbed off, and started talking about how nervous he is about buying his first car next week. FML

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Anonymous - 10/02/2015 14:51 - United Kingdom - Cambridge

Today, a cute girl was telling me about her weird fetishes. I jokingly said, "Remind me never to have sex with you". She replied, "Don't worry, I have standards". FML

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ChiliRamen 0

Wednesday 5 August 2009 23:03

Sounds like a conversation I had with a very close friend of mine. Then we ended up dating :-p

qwertyone 0

Wednesday 5 August 2009 23:06

It sounds like he was joking. That or you actually do sleep around too much. For the sake of humanity I hope it's the former.

pppokeyface 0

Friday 7 August 2009 9:26

YDI for being a **** LOL

uppitybitch 0

Saturday 8 August 2009 3:31

hey pppokeyface, what does your face get poked with?

lilbitch123 0

Friday 7 August 2009 22:11

if this was a guy saying it, i highly doubt there'd be a lot of people calling me a "man *****" as much as how many people are insulting this girl. Don't jump to conclusions, and start being mature about it.

PokeSponge123 3

Monday 10 August 2009 0:32

Thanks, that made me laugh very hard. xP

oooooo_fml 0

Tuesday 8 September 2009 4:12

ehhhhhh at least you're getting some ;)

KooKs_14 0

Sunday 11 October 2009 1:54

Call me :)

paramorefan125 0

Friday 22 January 2010 9:29

ouch.

Compass 0

Sunday 24 January 2010 5:33

It's better for virgins to take each other's virginity to get a feel for it, then get laid by someone who knows their way around a penis/****** if they don't mind having sex with more than one person.