Health, Poopoo peepee and Morning: How? Why?

How? Why?

By WetMorning - 05/11/2022 17:00 - United States

Today, my day started with me peeing in my own face. My eye still burns. FML

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Today, I was attempting to tame my bushy eyebrows, since I'm starting a new job in a few days and need to look somewhat presentable, when I poked myself in the eye. Hard. I thought I’d blinded myself for a few moments. Now it’s just red, sore and watery. FML

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BurnInDemonFire 35

Sunday 6 November 2022 0:37

You're probably pissed off about that.

RichardPencil 30

Sunday 6 November 2022 0:24

The silver lining is you've got a good stream. Check that: Golden lining.

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RichardPencil 30

Sunday 6 November 2022 0:24

The silver lining is you've got a good stream. Check that: Golden lining.

BurnInDemonFire 35

Sunday 6 November 2022 0:37

You're probably pissed off about that.

SirEnigM0nk 22

Sunday 6 November 2022 2:43

Urine trouble...

brittsFML 4

Sunday 6 November 2022 3:39

Lol!!!! 😂😂 I literally “LOL”d on this.

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