Health goals

Anonymous - - United States

Today, in an attempt to be more healthy, I made myself a large fruit smoothie. I didn't think it could or would cause me to practically shart my rectum out my ass for the rest of the afternoon. The more you know. FML
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cassidyfaber 5

So, when was the last time you've had any sort of fruit or vegetable? The only time I could imagine that happening is if you don't touch them at all. In which case, embrace the *****, because you obviously need some good fiber in your life.

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ragnarok1540 39

Should have skipped the banana leaves ... Didn't you see Jumanji?

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Elisabetha Aarron 18

All that sugar and most likely fibre plus your body my not be used to it will have that effect. Maybe try be healthier in smaller steps so as to not shock your system so badly

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IHaveThePower 16

You have a serious allergy or intolerance. Please see a doctor.

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