Hands on the wheel

Username - 05/10/2011 00:02 - United States

Today, on my way home, my girlfriend started sexting me, telling me that she was waiting at my house. In my rush to get home to see her, I got pulled over and had to be patted down. He found no weapons, but he did find my stiffy. FML
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ollie179 21

What's this? A gun? A knife? You people make me sick. It must be a gun, it has a sort of rounded tip. Wait...hang on. My mistake...

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RockstarRN 10

Just be honest. If it was a guy cop he would probably understand why you were rushing. Hope it was worth the ticket!

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krez 20

How bad do you have to drive to get a pat down?

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ScuseMePrincess 2

FYI, your rights were probably violated. Did he have probable cause to search you like that? Doubtful. You should sue for sexual harassment.

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missmady 0

#44 that was clever. ;)

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briaa23 4

hahahahahahaha they were on boner patrol hahahahahahaha

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copo37 7

" officer since when are tooth picks deadly weapons?"

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DeathBunny218 37

You totally deserve it, especially if you were still sexting while you were speeding home.

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slimshayday 4

Is this some type of weird shotgun (smosh)

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LostSaiyan 3

Cop: patting* " what's this Son" Op: " that's my penis officer" Cop: >=] "perfect"

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