Greg - FML

Greg

By Not Greg - 27/10/2025 15:00

Today, it was my first day. HR handed me a badge with my photo and… someone else’s name printed in big letters. I spent the whole morning being introduced as “Greg” to people who said, “Nice to meet you Greg.” By lunch I’d corrected maybe 3 people and reinforced everyone else’s assumption that my real name was Greg. FML

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d j mom 9

Tuesday 28 October 2025 14:08

why didn't you have it corrected when they gave it to you?

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d j mom 9

Tuesday 28 October 2025 14:08

why didn't you have it corrected when they gave it to you?

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