Love: Foreshadowing

Foreshadowing

By CaptainSosuke - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I tripped over my own shoelace after explaining to my boyfriend that my shoes being untied were good luck for me. He then took that as the grand opportunity to tell me that we were breaking up. FML

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You deserved it 8 701

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By maddie! - 09/02/2011 17:48 - United States

Today, I was walking in the park with my boyfriend of 3 years. He stopped and knelt down in front of me. I started to panic, then he told me to calm down, my shoe was untied. FML

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You deserved it 13 352

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By anonymous409 - 01/12/2020 20:01

Today, I was going out to buy some stuff from the store. As I was leaving, my mom warned me to tie my shoelaces; I told her not to worry about it. As I'm walking down the street, I see my crush walking towards me. As I get closer and say hi, I trip on my shoelaces and face-plant into her chest. FML

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You deserved it 1 545

By Anon - 13/03/2016 00:13 - United States - San Antonio

Today, my boyfriend took me to dinner. As we waited for our food he took my hand and said, "I think we should break up." When I got outside, my tire was flat. FML

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You deserved it 1 393

Assumption

By Anonymous - 14/02/2019 14:52 - United States - Hartford

Today, my girlfriend started bitching me out about how public proposals are unfair and how they pressure a girl to say yes. All I did was get on my knee to tie a loose shoelace. FML

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You deserved it 3 405

By Anonymous - 15/04/2009 01:16 - United States

Today, I was carrying some luggage downstairs to put in my car to head back to college. My brother told me my shoes were untied. He said he would tie them for me as I was carrying luggage. I fell down the stairs because he thought it would be funny to tie them together. FML

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You deserved it 11 192

For better, for worse

By limegreengiraffe - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - Lubbock

Today, my boyfriend and I went shopping for an engagement ring. We ended up breaking up in the process. FML

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By confusedandnowsingle - 28/06/2013 12:23 - Finland - Espoo

Today, my boyfriend's proposal speech somehow ended with him breaking up with me. FML

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You deserved it 4 321

By ihateguys - 26/09/2014 19:13 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I heard my boyfriend talking with my father in the backyard. I thought he was asking for my hand in marriage. He was actually telling him about his plans to break up with me. FML

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You deserved it 4 011

Toot toot

By gassy - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I had my new boyfriend come over. Within five minutes of him arriving, I accidentally let one rip. Shocked, I quickly tried to explain it away with, "That was my shoe." I was barefoot. FML

I agree, your life sucks 15 256

You deserved it 36 104

Great start

By ChandaPanda - 15/03/2022 23:00 - Australia

Today, I went on the first date I've been on in years. While walking into the movie theatre, one of my shoes broke. Then I remembered that I needed to grab my mask. While walking back to the car, my other shoe broke. After the movie, I tripped on my broken shoes, and brought him down with me. FML

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You deserved it 206

karelmart12 0

Saturday 4 April 2009 7:15

You're a ******* idiot.

Humanoid_fml 0

Monday 8 June 2009 21:33

I wouldn't want to date someone dumb enough to think walking around with their shoes untied was good luck either. There's a difference between a sense of humor and sheer idiocy.

Comments

koolade4_fml 0

Thursday 5 July 2012 8:06

Did he punch you in the face and run?

Squtchy 11

Thursday 24 July 2014 22:30

That's a Lacey chain of events.. Yea that doesn't work...

justinemalang1 14

Monday 13 October 2014 16:11

In what sense did you think having your shoe laces undone; lucky?

Shamandalie89 32

Friday 25 September 2015 13:44

Guess you were wrong.

Solano2580 24

Thursday 11 February 2016 16:23

So many people here are basically bullying the OP..

HeisenburgLabs 15

Friday 15 April 2016 10:10

You should have snapped back with, "I guess untied shoes are lucky", just to wipe the smug look off his face. But I'm sorry that your hurting Here is a teddy bear ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ And Finn and Jake | (• ◡•)| (❍ᴥ❍ʋ) I hope they make you feel better. Stay strong ᕙ(⇀‸↼‶)ᕗ