Love, Kids, Abuse and Cops: Fleeting - FML

Fleeting

By Anonymous - 26/08/2026 00:00 - United States

Today, I took my step-kids and left my abusive husband. I've just been informed that I'm being accused of kidnapping. FML

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GoogieWithers 24

Wednesday 26 August 2026 3:18

Yeah, you can't take kids that aren't yours. Claim that you feared for their safety. Hopefully a good lawyer can argue that.

Earl_KarmasBitch 34

Wednesday 26 August 2026 7:51

And we don't know who is accusing her. It's probably the husband but it could be the bio-mum and she might have a very good case if she wasn't abusive.

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GoogieWithers 24

Wednesday 26 August 2026 3:18

Yeah, you can't take kids that aren't yours. Claim that you feared for their safety. Hopefully a good lawyer can argue that.

Earl_KarmasBitch 34

Wednesday 26 August 2026 7:51

And we don't know who is accusing her. It's probably the husband but it could be the bio-mum and she might have a very good case if she wasn't abusive.

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