Fingers crossed

ithinkicanmakeit - 20/08/2014 17:01 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, I'm getting married. I have a big poofy white dress and, oh yes, the shits. Here's hoping I can make it down the aisle without rushing off to the toilet. FML
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amypr 20

Hopefully your dress has enough "poof" to hide some Depends! Good luck.

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HJKM_fml 19

Maybe it's nerves. Have you tried taking Immodium?

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Nexoux 18

Well you're getting a memorable wedding one way or the either, so you've got that going for you. Congrats on the marriage btw

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MAD01502 20

You should swallow a table spoon of raw rice. It works for me everytime

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GnaR_KiLL5150 12

I've never heard that before, I'm going to have to give that a shit. *shot

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MAD01502 20

It also helps when you have stomach cramps :)

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lazyslumber 18

Try using adult diapers. Happy married life OP

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cryssycakesx3 22

shitty wife, shitty life?

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XBurytheCastleX 25

There's medication that can help.

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Olivia93 20

Imodium OP just bung your self up with Imodium !! Probably your nerves getting to you. Hope your wedding went without any unpleasant surprises ✌️?

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Witchylady 17

Or worse poop walking down the isle. Good luck. I hope you feel better soon.

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