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toobad - 02/06/2009 05:41 - United States

Today, I went to a bar with some buddies, and after trying to pick up a few girls, one of my friends got a number. When I heard the number, I said, "Sorry man, that's definitely the rejection hotline number." So many girls have given me that number, I've memorized it. FML

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jonas_93 - 05/04/2009 19:15 - Canada

Today, I went to a club with a couple of my friends. I met a really cute guy and we were getting along pretty well. We eventually exchanged numbers. Later on I decided to call him and set up a date. The number he gave me was the Rejection Hotline number. FML

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hihipanda - 30/08/2009 12:58 - Singapore

Today, my friend and I went to a bar for drinks. I noticed this cute girl and went over to say "Hi." I had a great conversation with her and I asked for her number before she left. She passed it to me on a piece of paper with instructions specifying for my friend to call her and not me. FML

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sad - 24/04/2009 08:18 - United States

Today, I met a really cute guy at work. He asked for my number, and I wrote it down on a piece of paper. After looking at the paper, he crumpled it up, yelled "Do you think I'm stupid? I know the rejection hotline when I see it", and walked away. It was my real phone number. FML

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Anonymous - 28/07/2009 10:55 - Australia

Today, I saw a cute girl at a bar and decided to go and chat her up. After charming her with my usual crap for a while, I told her she was really pretty, and asked for her number. She replied, "You asshole, I met you here a year ago and gave you my number, and you never called me." FML

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me. - - United States

Today, my friend and I gave our numbers to some guys at a bar. Twenty minutes after we had left, we got a call. We excitedly answered the phone, only to hear the guy ask, "So, are you the fat one or the ugly one?" FML

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philderichmond - 14/06/2009 02:24 - United States

Today, I met a cute girl at a dance club. I entered her number in my phone just before she left the club. With a proud smile, I turned the screen towards my buddy, showing off my accomplishment. Attempting to give me a friendly pat he accidentally closed my phone. I hadn't saved the number. FML

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anthony - 25/11/2015 12:32 - Luxembourg

Today, a cute girl I know in passing approached me very nervously and blushing like mad. She gave me a note with a number on it, said to call her, then ran away. When I called the number later, it was one of those rejection hotlines. What the hell? FML

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piliseep - 07/06/2017 16:00

Today, I realized that I accidentally said my phone number wrong when I was giving it to a really smart, cute guy with all the same interests as me that I met at a bar last night. I'd had a few drinks and had gotten the middle three digits mixed up. FML

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number2 - 14/06/2009 04:05 - United States

Today, my friends and I were walking past a bar. There were a few cute guys "rating" every girl that walked by with number cards. My friend, who is a guy, got an 8. I got a 2. FML

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mrdave - 04/07/2009 05:54 - Canada

Today, I looked in my pocket for the phone number of a girl I met last night at a party. I remembered us talking and exchanging phone numbers. When I found the piece of paper, I discovered that instead of writing her number down, I had drunkenly written down my own. FML

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boatiebanter 0

Tuesday 2 June 2009 12:18

I would memorize the number, just so if I was ever given it I could throw it back in their face instead of giving them the satisfaction of thinking they've fooled me. But maybe that's just me.

f_all_our_lives 4

Tuesday 2 June 2009 12:05

keep on trying mate

SusanaSaysRawrxD 0

Wednesday 3 June 2009 7:32

YDI for trying to pick girls up at a bar.. Seriously..thats sucha sleazy thing :x

pinkbubble96 0

Wednesday 3 June 2009 8:06

aww im sorry!

jplumbob 4

Wednesday 3 June 2009 8:42

Dude you must be doing something wrong to be getting that many rejections.

summer24 0

Wednesday 3 June 2009 14:14

Pathatic

hanoj 0

Wednesday 3 June 2009 14:45

Ouch that hurts.

TEEHEE_XD 0

Thursday 4 June 2009 0:57

What is the rejection hotline number?

rustyrox 0

Thursday 4 June 2009 2:07

Get the hint? Your approach is all wrong!

MattZLyphSux 0

Friday 5 June 2009 0:25

what is the hotline # :D im gonna reject this mean ass girl whos mean to my friends but likes me

RoyalFierce 0

Friday 5 June 2009 0:41

#60, #64 What about those guys who won't take no for a answer? I've met guys like that and no matter how many times I said no he wouldn't leave me the hell alone. I think that's why the number exists...and before a friend gave it too me, I was freakin scared to go to class with him. Some people have it coming...don't be creepy and you won't get it.

xocassylovesyou 0

Friday 5 June 2009 7:46

That's just plainly pathetic. **** all the girls who are too wimpy to just say no. **** you, for being so ugly, poor, and uncharismic that you can't even get a ***** at a bar. ---Cassy