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Embarrassing little secret

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Today, my boyfriend forced me to climb out through his window, because he was too embarrassed at the thought of his roommate finding out I'd spent the night. FML

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mrsabed 0

Sunday 11 December 2011 2:54

and you did it?

Outsider_77 0

Sunday 11 December 2011 2:56

If I were you, I'd find someone that can appreciate you

carebearusaf 6

Saturday 24 December 2011 10:57

Either OP is a guy and his "boyfriend" doesn't want his roomate to know he's gay/bi, or he's sleeping with someone else too.

notsurewhattoput 0

Saturday 7 April 2012 21:56

Why would you....

rachelndrws180 4

Tuesday 28 August 2012 19:44

He Said That? O.O

luminis12 23

Monday 12 August 2013 8:56

You should tell your boyfriend to be proud you're his girl.

alloybaby05 18

Friday 6 February 2015 6:35

Was his roommate a girl? ?

marthamydear23 9

Saturday 5 August 2017 2:16

and you did it? are you nuts??

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Today, I woke up to find out I'd had a wet dream last night. About someone other than my girlfriend. I don't remember anything about the dream, but my girlfriend remembers everything because apparently I talked throughout my dream, and she was right next to me listening. FML

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