Intimacy: Earbleach

Earbleach

By Anonymous - 01/05/2013 16:13 - United States

Today, I was getting ready, when I heard my dad in the shower. He was singing along to the song "The Wheel in the Sky" by Journey, except he'd changed the lyrics and was singing, "The dick on this guy needs a rubbin'." It turns out my mom was in the shower with him. FML

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You deserved it 5 588

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By Anonymous user - 09/08/2018 06:00

Today, my mom laughed about hearing me singing in the shower and told our whole family. I wasn't singing, though. I was masturbating. FML

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You deserved it 2 987

By Damian - 22/04/2011 11:11

Today, my mom confused me with my dad. She got in the shower with me. FML

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You deserved it 6 669

By legit - 02/03/2009 05:22 - United States

Today, I was singing Alicia Keys in the shower and hitting the insanely high notes. My father ran into the bathroom and threw open the shower door, screaming. He thought I was wailing in pain. FML

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You deserved it 46 950

In the mood

By Steve - 16/12/2012 06:25 - United States - Oshkosh

Today, my girlfriend and I were in the mood for something different. So we decided to have sex in the shower. When we were finished I heard a voice outside the door asking if we needed a towel. It was my mother. FML

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You deserved it 18 407

By potatoes - 17/01/2012 03:16 - United States

Today, my dad got me to dance with him. After about a minute of waltzing to a song on the radio, he stepped away and said, "You smell bad. You need to take a shower." FML

I agree, your life sucks 11 286

You deserved it 30 966

You OK hun?

By notexactly - 29/12/2009 00:48 - Sweden

Today, the guy I like called me, and my mom picked up. Just as it happened, I slipped and fell in the shower, and was sitting there moaning. The guy asked if he could speak to me, but my mom heard me and answered, "Well, she's masturbating right now, but I'll tell her to call you later!" FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 199

You deserved it 3 352

By whattheshit - 26/11/2009 14:19 - United States

Today, I woke up early. As I was just about to fall back asleep, I was re-awoken to the sound of my parents doing it in the shower. FML

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You deserved it 2 379

By youjustsuck - 25/07/2011 18:07 - United States

Today, I was home alone, and enjoying my freedom decided to walk around naked blaring my radio. What my mother forgot to tell me before she left was that a guy was coming to fix our dish washer today. Imagine our mutual surprise as I danced around the kitchen while getting a drink. FML

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You deserved it 12 797

By Anonymous - 22/07/2017 05:29 - United States - Irving

Today, my dad unlocked the bathroom door and barged in without warning only to catch me, with no clothes on, masturbating. He said, "sorry" but stayed for another 20 seconds to look for his shampoo. FML

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You deserved it 1 290

By Lockedinroom - 05/02/2013 16:18 - United States

Today, after a shower, my dad jokingly asked if I was jacking off in the shower because I was taking a long time. Before I could respond, my mom chimed in with, "No, he does it before he showers, haven't you noticed how he locks himself in his room?" She was right on the money. FML

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You deserved it 13 932

jackiemora 18

Wednesday 1 May 2013 22:41

Hey at least your parents are together and enjoying each other. You don't get that too much anymore especially some of the stories you read on here.

anon80214 15

Wednesday 1 May 2013 22:41

That's when you hurry up getting ready and get the hell out of there. FYL.

Comments

heartemopants 18

Wednesday 1 May 2013 22:47

It's nice to know that some parents are still in that gross lovey dovey stage. It's better when it's not your own parents tho... So sorry for the trama

akiahara 14

Wednesday 1 May 2013 22:48

I think this is hilarious. Invest in headphones and be glad your parents still like each other.

perdix 29

Wednesday 1 May 2013 22:48

Thank goodness it was your mom and not the neighbor lady. Only close family members should be subjected to Journey!

Enslaved 36

Wednesday 1 May 2013 23:00

Well, if he was alone, he'd be sing Billy Squire's-- "The Stroke".

Capt_Oblivious 10

Wednesday 1 May 2013 23:03

Or the Kinks - Lola But that would require another form of company

perdix 29

Wednesday 1 May 2013 23:04

#17, with Mom there, I'm thinking Lil' Wayne's "Whistle" song would be more emotionally scarring to the OP. Especially when the OP goes to give Mom a good-night kiss.