Dodged my bullet

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Today, I went to see a movie with the girl I've liked for months. After the commercials, she told me she had to go to the ladies room. She never came back. FML
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polico_wolf 0

"Today, I was with the boy i'd liked for months at the cinema, I went to the toilet for 5 minuites and when I came back, he was gone"

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7cheer7 5

maybe she forgot her seat No. ，u should walk her to the washroom together：）

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cwl727 32

Why did she even go with you then if she was just going to get up and leave?

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ABFMLer 2

Very sad. Did you try the "yawn/grab her boob" move too early?

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rgriff27 19

Haven't you heard, sheep are baaaad news when it comes to thievery.

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LifeTrolls 16

You havent seen the movie Kangaroo Jack, have you...

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O_B_A_M_A 15

That's a baaad deal

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O_B_A_M_A 15

I knew it was gonna end up being baaaaad

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rshweky 17

You just got conned by a sheep. Congrats.

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