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Discreet

By Anonymous - 14/08/2026 15:00 - United Kingdom - Reading

Today, I tried to discreetly remove a tiny piece of spinach from my teeth during a meeting. I was looking into my phone camera when I realized I wasn't on the front camera. I had been staring at the meeting in progress through the rear camera for thirty seconds. FML

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DLBL 21

Friday 14 August 2026 19:36

Spinach should be sold with a few toothpicks included. Chia seeds, also.

GoogieWithers 23

Friday 14 August 2026 23:40

And they trust you to work without supervision?

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DLBL 21

Friday 14 August 2026 19:36

Spinach should be sold with a few toothpicks included. Chia seeds, also.

GoogieWithers 23

Friday 14 August 2026 23:40

And they trust you to work without supervision?

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