Dealbreaker

Anonymous - 17/03/2015 07:46

Today, my girlfriend dumped me. Not for cheating or for flirting, but because I wear tighty whities. FML
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Cassandra2015 21

Keep rockin' them and don't change who you are . She will be jealous when you find another girl who loves them ! Good luck OP

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tiredteenager 16

#22, I wish that my dad said that to me when I was a child... *cries*

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aimeroni 12

My boyfriend wears tighty whities.& it's just another reason to love him. :) she's a shallow waste of time.

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tinkdatank 15

That's shallow man, good thing she took herself out of the picture before you had to. On another note, boxer briefs are a good substitute; good support, maneuverable, and they look better on anyone than tighty whities.

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MaT30123 19

I would pay good money to watch this breakup. I'm just playing OP, but on a real note, she clearly doesn't deserve you, or in my opinion ANYBODY.

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clair_brodie 35

The way you worded this makes it sound like you did those things but that wasn't what she got you for.

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dc2fresh 15

....And why do you still where tighty whites...? If you're old enough for a relationship, your old enough to where boxers

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Sirin_fml 46

With grammar like that, I wouldn't be taking the piss out of other people.

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nodai 13

Well that's obviously not the real reason... That, or it is and she's an oaf. Bitches, man.

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Ziggy122 15

While I agree that that's one of the most shallow reasons to dump someone, I think I speak for most when I say tighty whiteys are a ladyboner killer.

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MLardinos 14

Right?! Who doesn't know this yet?

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Countryboy1996 18

Dumping you because of that seems a little harsh, but it is rather lame to wear whitey tighties. Only old white people wear them.

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