Cute but annoying

Anonymous - 17/12/2010 17:08 - United States

Today, while on my honeymoon with my new wife, I tried to be romantic by installing a clapper to the lights in our room. As things progressed, the noise of our love making triggered the lights on and off repeatedly. She began to laugh and we ended up just calling it an early night. FML
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Doortje 29

This is the story you'll later tell your grandchildr-- wait, you have to actually have sex in order to ever have grandchildren.

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fish1234 0

How the *** is installing a clapper romantic? Dipshit

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melissa_cheslik 3

how on earth is a clapper romantic? i would've laughed too

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mritty 2

How, exactly, is a "installing a clapper" romantic? You're lucky she didn't laugh at you long *before* the love-making started. The clapper is for infirm and elderly people who can't reach the light switch. You're lucky she didn't belt you for calling her an old hag.

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EvilDave 13

You assume the couple in question is not old enough to want a clapper.

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ulicksam 0

Who the hell does that on their honeymoon and how is it remotely romantic? YDI.

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stephanyk2 7

haha that's funny :) at least you'll have that funny memory.

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rofl_mcdonald 0

add some beats and thrust to the beat of the music uns uns uns uns uns uns uns uns uns

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stryfe10 2

try having a clapper in the bedroom when your girl likes to be spanked

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EvilDave 13

I don't understand why you two gave up and went to sleep. Sounds like a fun situation, something that could make sex and the honeymoon very memorable. YDI for not having a sense of humor and continuing on.

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convictconnie 0

at least it didnt end up in a fight ur married now u guys can **** all the time now at least u guys had a good laugh plus it's one night u guys won't forget

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