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xUnluckyx - 18/03/2010 05:45 - Canada

Today, I was working, ripping siding off a house. I pulled off a sheet that was over my head. I got rained with what I thought was wood chips that were behind the siding. Turns out they were dead grasshoppers. Guess what I found in my bra after work. FML

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Anonymous - 29/08/2021 23:01 - United States - Austin

Today, as someone with a large chest, I'm used to sometimes finding food in my clothes at the end of the day. However, when I took off my bra off, I found half of a dead grasshopper. FML

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Anonymous - 20/07/2013 21:44 - United States - Austin

Today, I was removing large shrubs from a house. I heard my co-worker yell something, but I couldn't hear him, so I just pulled the stump out anyway. What I realized too late was that he was telling me that there was a swarm of bees living behind the stump. FML

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Mitchellbassists - 17/04/2015 15:27 - United States - Dayton

Today, while mowing my backyard, I carelessly ran over a fire ant hill. Thousands of tiny stinging insects blowing towards you while you're wearing shorts and a t-shirt is definitely not fun. FML

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Anonymous - 02/04/2012 02:25 - United States - Binghamton

Today, while mowing the lawn, I ran over a hornet's nest. FML

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benz1369 - - Canada - Toronto

Today, while stocking the green beans at work, I picked up a "leaf" which turned out to be a grasshopper. I screamed so loud, my coworkers now think I'm crazy. This is only my second week here. FML

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Anonymous - 14/09/2010 23:41 - United States

Today, I was chopping weeds with a weed whacker. I heard something get caught in the blades, and realized it was a frog when the leg hit me in the eye. The rest of the chopped frog ended up on my face. FML

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kirassi919 - 20/09/2012 16:50 - United States - North Wales

Today, I helped my parents out by tearing down the old, rusty swing set that's been in our backyard for years. Little did I know that there was a beehive hidden in the long grass, and I now have dozens of painful red bumps all over me. FML

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buttercup92 - 31/05/2016 03:45 - United States - San Antonio

Today, while hiking, I walked face first into a spider web. Freaking out, I shook my hair out in case there was a spider. Later on in the day the spider fell from my hair into my food. FML

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Anonymous - 26/08/2020 14:01 - United States

Today, I went to clean my roof when something buzzed by my head and a sting hit my neck. It turns out there's a small nest of, like, five hornets just chilling outside of my window. I found a dead one on the desk in my bedroom. FML

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orilykid - 31/10/2012 17:23 - United States - Richmond

Today, I was cleaning out my roof's gutter, which was full of leaves. There was an especially big pile, and when I started scooping it up, I felt something squishy. Turns out those leaves were covering the remains of a rotting squirrel. I can't stop smelling it. FML

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KenMcGormick 0

Thursday 18 March 2010 12:07

those are happy grasshoppers

MidgetMonster 0

Thursday 18 March 2010 12:09

that is disgusting. how did you not feel the dead lumps of grasshopper in your bra?

rotflmmfaoatu 0

Thursday 18 March 2010 13:04

well that sucks

perdix 29

Thursday 18 March 2010 13:06

First, I hope you found a pair of supple, round ******* in there with succulent, erect nipples. After that, I hope you found one live grasshopper trying to motorboat you.

aeliz 0

Thursday 18 March 2010 15:23

Hahahahaha. The visual there... It's just amazing.

ImaginaryFoe 0

Thursday 18 March 2010 13:06

Why were you ripping off siding with your bra so easily accessible? I found popcorn in my bra one night but I had been wearing a lowcut jumper to the movies. At least they were dead grasshoppers and not live termites. FYL

perdix 29

Thursday 18 March 2010 13:23

Yeah, after silicone breast implants were banned, I heard wooden ones became really popular. Ironically, when guys felt them, they'd LOSE their wood!

Angeledice 0

Thursday 18 March 2010 15:35

Lol!

burnquist764 0

Thursday 18 March 2010 13:21

You sound like a tough girl, so you need to get over it. Put on your big-girl panties, pull it out and flick it away. Still gross that it happened, but it could have been worse, you could have stumbled onto a live rat nest.

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Thursday 18 March 2010 13:23

Two possible assumptions that can be made with this FML: 1) The OP is a man who wears a bra. 2) I would venture to guess that the OP found $3.45 with a note saying, "Thank you for the great time. You truly know how to drive it down my fairway and into the hole. Love, Tiger"